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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 26, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck
A huge burly new freshman came upon an upper class man asking, "Where's the library at?" UC man replied, "We at Princeton don't end our sentences with a preposition." After a momentary pause the irritated freshman responded, "Where's the library at...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 27, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by RobertNappi2
I was pulled over the other night and the officer asked me if I was drinking and driving...I replied no sir that's against the law...I drank before I drove...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 29, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
Best political joke circa 1784 Samuel Foote to the 4th earl of Sandwich "Upon my soul sir, I swear that you will die of the pox or upon the scaffold" "That, will depend upon whether I embrace your politics or your mistress"
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 29, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by SkepticMike
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One’s heavy, the other’s a little lighter.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 29, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by triumph56
How do you get a large woman into bed? Piece of cake.... ( Go on ..report me ...see if I care )
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Cheesy Jokes
May 1, 2018May 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen
What do you call two s in a freezer? Frosted flakes.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 1, 2018May 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
Okay it may be a bug or a conspiracy to stop me telling this joke so here goes; I hear there is a bill before US congress to limit the number of tv channels. Until there are enough thin people to act in them.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 2, 2018May 2018

Posted by Dingodog
What do you call a steer with no legs? Ground beef..
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Cheesy Jokes
May 2, 2018May 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
A guy goes to the doctor after having piercings removed from his member. " The thing is doc. I am getting into fights every time I go to the bathroom. It just spays everywhere" " Okay I think that you should consult a friend of mine " " Is he a ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 6, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
What's the difference between being hard up and down and out?? About ten minutes if you do it right.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 9, 2018May 2018

Posted by Leeshi
How do crabs get out of hospitals? (this one is a bit gross, so I apologize in advance. I heard it when I was in school—the dark ages)...On crotches...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 10, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
An auctioneer often looks forbidding
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Cheesy Jokes
May 10, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
What did one butt cheek say to the other? Together, we can stop this shit.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 11, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!
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Cheesy Jokes
May 11, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
People who believe the Earth is flat tend to be a little bit edgy.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 12, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
What's a dentist's favorite place to shop? The gap.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 12, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
A moooooving joke
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Cheesy Jokes
May 12, 2018May 2018

Posted by Stevil
Little Johnny was in class and they were talking about the War in Iraq. The teacher asked the students if anyone they know had served in Iraq. A little boy raises his hand. The teacher says go ahead Timmy. My father was there and he won a medal! The ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 12, 2018May 2018

Posted by XxDARKNEXUSxX
Why do Indians hate snow ? Because its white and on their land .
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Cheesy Jokes
May 12, 2018May 2018

Posted by Karen916
A grasshopper walked into a bar. The bartender said, "You know, we have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replies, "You have a drink called Irving?"
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Cheesy Jokes
May 12, 2018May 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen
Fido tried his hand at philosophy, but it was too dogmatic.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 13, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Kansas anymore
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Cheesy Jokes
May 14, 2018May 2018

Posted by triumph56
Difference between a redneck woman and a supermarket trolley? Trolley has a mind of its own..
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Cheesy Jokes
May 14, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 15, 2018May 2018

Posted by DaveSchumacher
Preparation H uses Keister to shoot a commercial, no pun intended.
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