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Apr 9, 2018Apr 2018

The doorbell rings, and a woman answers it. There on the porch is a rather large snail. She screams and picks it up and flings it across the yard. Two days later, the doorbell rings again. When the woman answers, there sits the snail. He looks ...

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Apr 9, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb

Chinese food to go $15. Six-pack of beer $8. Getting home and realizing they forgot one of my containers.... Riceless.

I would tell you a secret about a Lion, a Witch and a wardrobe. But quite frankly, it's Narnia business.

I love performing magic for kids, but recently I performed for an incontinence conference. Had them laughing so hard, there wasn't a dry seat in the house!

Over 40 years ago I moved out of my parents house and I couldn't afford to pay the electric bill. It was the darkest time of my life!

I called my boss and said, "I won't be coming in today. My doctor says I suffer from selective hearing." "That's not even a medical condition," he said, "You better get here immediately or else." I said, "Thanks so much for understanding. See you ...

A little American Indian boy asked his father why his name was so different than the other little boys at school. His father replied that in our culture it is customary that we give the child a name that is related to someg we see ly after the birth....

A gorilla walks into the Dairy Queen and orders a sundae. The clerk is pretty surprised, but decides to go along and fill the order. The clerk relaxes a little when the gorilla hands him a fifty dollar bill, because he thinks, "What could an ape ...

Got thrown out of the theatre during the Superman movie, but I was able to sneak back in by putting on glasses

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Apr 17, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by matthew1954

A guy walks into a bar. There's only him and the bartender. After serving his patron, the bartender goes to the end of a long bar to dry glasses. The guy sips his drink. While doing so he hears "NICE SUIT!"...he looks around. There's no one else in ...

I bought a toilet brush a few days ago. Long story short... I'm going back to paper

For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said: “Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $289,000 and your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can afford it.” The next day the father ...

So, it is pig jokes now, eh? A fella was driving down a country road. Needing directions, when he spotted a farmer and a pig in a barnyard he stopped to ask. He noticed that the pig only had three legs, so he asked the farmer about that. The farmer...

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye, but I dumped her because she was seeing someone on the side.

I tried to be polite and open the door for this lady, but she just kept yelling, "Occupied!"

Favorite Spike Milligan joke A guy goes on holiday to Spain and when he gets back he finds that his flat has been burgled. They have taken absolutely everyg, furniture, pictures, light fittings, carpets etc, and replaced them with exact replicas. So ...

A stranger enters a small town saloon and orders a drink. A seductive lady comes up to him. They chit chat and she offers him to go up to a room upstairs. They get mind blowing oral . After a nap, the guy gets out of bed, gets dressed then heads for...

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? There making headlines everywhere!

Mr. and Mrs. Potato had three daughters, all of whom had recently become engaged and were each going to announce her engagement to their parents at dinner. The oldest daughter said: "I am going to marry a russet potato." Her dad exclaimed: "That is...

I was invited to a party, and ' tie only' was written on the invitation card, but when I got there, I noticed other people had also worn shirts and pants.

A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he approaches St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter asks, "What was your most noble deed?" "Uh, well, I saw some huge bikers harassing an old lady outside a bar once, so I went up to the biggest,...

I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.

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Apr 24, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by RobertNappi2

I was at a bus stop and it started to snow...A woman turned to me and said...to a woman sex is like snow, I said how is that, she said well, sex like snow you never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.....

Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

Like my ancient ancestor told Hannibal "We can make it across the Alps if we have the ELEMENTS with us"

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