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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 24, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Zealandia

Another ruff joke for ewe.

Be careful with time machines.

Toll Booths are nothing but Bill Gates.

I’m reading a book on the history of glue.... I can’t seem to put it down.

Psychic night at the local pub was cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

Sweet dreams with a bite.

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May 5, 2022May 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Son: I watched a guy do 50 push-ups in a row. Can you do that, Dad? Dad: Of course, son. Heck, I could probably watch someone do 100 push ups.

My partner complained about my obsession with golf. I asked, why, is it driving a wedge between us?

My local tennis club’s website was down. They had problems with their server. Plus access to the net.

I asked the waiter if my pizza would be long. He said, “No, it’ll be round.”

Not sure about my new sat nav. I was in the local safari park, and it said bear left. It was clearly an elephant.

I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.

Why was the snowman looking in the bag of carrots? He was picking his nose.

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May 20, 2022May 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

My niece calls me Ankles... I call her my Knees.

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May 21, 2022May 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short.

My friend asked me how she looks? I didn’t understand why she was upset with my reply: "With your eyes."

My friends ask me how I smuggle so much chocolate into the cinemas... Well, I have a few Twix up my sleeve.

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May 25, 2022May 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

"I stand corrected!" ... Said the man in the orthopedic shoes.

I watched a horror movie about pogo sticks. Too many jump scares.

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May 28, 2022May 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Mr. Bigger and Mrs. Bigger have a baby. Who’s the biggest in the family? The baby of course - because he’s a little Bigger. ============== A police officer says to a couple: "I'm sorry to tell you this, but your son set the school on fire". ...

My wife says she's leaving me because of my obsession with supermarkets. I asked: “Do you want any help with your packing?"

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May 31, 2022May 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I'm reading a book called "Quick Money for Dummies"... By Robin Banks.

At university I’m taking a class on Braille. The professor said we'll probably touch on everything.

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