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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 12, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My girlfriend just dumped me. She said in a teary tirade: “I can’t take it any more. You’re such a pedant. Everything I do is wrong. I loved you so much, but it’ll never be enough for you. I’m leaving now. Me and Gary are driving up North ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 12, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by noworry28
It's a barn stomper.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 14, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I always take a second pair of trousers when I go golfing... in case I get a hole in one.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 16, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Zealandia
The teenager at the local fast food restaurant handed me my order and said: "Sorry for the wait.” I replied: "No worries, I’m starting an exercise routine and will lose it eventually.”
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 19, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My next door neighbour has just bought a few old automobiles, including a Dodge Omni. I think he’s got that car owner virus.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 20, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I was going to make a joke about oxygen... But I aired on the side of caution.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 21, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by noworry28
I started with a shock 😲
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 22, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Heard about someone who charges exorbitant amounts for ice cream. He’s a cone shark.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 23, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My partner asked for a little peace and quiet whilst cooking dinner. So I took the battery out of the smoke detector.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 24, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I grilled a chicken for 2 hours... It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 24, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by noworry28
They want to predict the winner of the race.
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Jul 24, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My neighbor rang on my doorbell at 3 am... can you believe it!? Luckily I was still up playing the drums.
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Jul 24, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German man are watching a street performer. While he’s juggling, the street performer notices that the four have a bad view, so he stands on a crate and asks them, “Can you all see me now?” The four...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 25, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I saw a man wearing full camouflage gear today. He needs to ask for his money back.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 27, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Zealandia
A perfectionist walked into a bar. Apparently it wasn’t set high enough.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 27, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Someone called me lazy today. I almost replied.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 29, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 31, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by Zealandia
If a plane has a small crack in it, is that called an airline fracture?
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 1, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I think the mechanic at my local garage has amnesia. I took my car in for a new light bulb, and the mechanic asked me what year it was.
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Aug 1, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why isn't holy water used in vaccines? Because you can't take the lord's name in vein.
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Aug 1, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Last week at the grocery store, I saw a man slipping celery into other people's shopping carts... I believe he was a stalker.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 2, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Zealandia
A jumper cable goes into a bar… The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 2, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A guy runs into a bar and just starts jogging in circles around the interior with his eyes shut. "Holy crap! That's Bob, and I think he's sleep walking. Heck, he's sleep running!" the waitress exclaims to the bartender. "He sure is fast asleep," ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 2, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by noworry28
It takes time.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 3, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by LenHazell53
Two motorway roads are having a drink in a bar when a small road walks in and and orders six double whiskeys. The first motorway says to the second "Time to go" "Why?" asks the second The first leans in and whispers "I know that guy he's a dangerous...
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
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