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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
May 22, 2018May 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
A very elderly couple go to hospital where he has to have some tests done. The nurse asks for a sample of his stool, urine and semen. The old guy says "Pardon? " " Stool, urine and semen " " Pardon? " Then his wife says " She wants to look at your ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 22, 2018May 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
My girlfriend said to me " Your just immature, period " " He he " " Why are you laughing " " You said period "
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Cheesy Jokes
May 22, 2018May 2018

Posted by Heather2367
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 22, 2018May 2018

Posted by Karen916
A guy walked into the doctor's office with a rock the size of a small grapefruit. The doctor asked him about it, and the guy said it was a kidney stone he passed the night before. The doctor was stunned and said, "Didn't that hurt?" The guy nodded...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 22, 2018May 2018

Posted by Rudy1962
Now this is cheesy
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Cheesy Jokes
May 22, 2018May 2018

Posted by DJVJ311
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However," he pointed out, "there is no language...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 22, 2018May 2018

Posted by Lukian
What's a Montreal Jewish girl's favorite wine? I wan't to go to Florida (in a crying voice).
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Cheesy Jokes
May 23, 2018May 2018

Posted by Heather2367
Why don't s go moose hunting? Because the decoys are too .
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Cheesy Jokes
May 23, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 23, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out
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Cheesy Jokes
May 23, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 23, 2018May 2018

Posted by Lop-Eared-Mule
Q: How many dead hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I know it ain't 5, cuz that's how many there in my basement and it's dark as shit down there.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 23, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
I once got into so much debt that I couldn't even afford my electricity bills, they were the darkest times of my life.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 23, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
. Making a spectacle
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Cheesy Jokes
May 23, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
This poor man was in a bicycle accident right before Christmas one year. The result was at one of his testicles ascended, and he had to wait for it to reset itself. At least he got to wait on New Years for the ball to drop.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 23, 2018May 2018

Posted by Lukian
Two young ladies come to a screeching stop in front of a liquor store 5 min before it closes. One girl says to the other: "Someone is still inside, I'll get a couple bottles for the party to keep going. Stay I'll be right back" She runs inside. The ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 24, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
As the shoe said to the hat, 'You go on ahead, and I'll follow on foot'.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 24, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 24, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 24, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
If you invite an insomniac to your pajama party they will be up for it.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 24, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
I refuse to work with compost, it's degrading
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Cheesy Jokes
May 25, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
What does a storm-cloud wear under it's coat . . . . Thunderwear!
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Cheesy Jokes
May 25, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
When Peter Pan spoke to Captain Hook he made an off-hand comment
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Cheesy Jokes
May 25, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
The city reporter did not impress the Idaho potato farmer, after all he was just a commentator
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Cheesy Jokes
May 25, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
A woodcutter's world revolves on his axes
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