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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 11, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by DoDapper
A box without hinges, key, or a lid; yet inside golden treasure hid. What am I?
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 11, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted an attractive young lady. He asked a nearby trainer, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby....
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 11, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by JeffHickmott
How do you know an elephant in your house? His tricycle is parked outside.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 11, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by JeffHickmott
What's the difference between mashed potato and pea soup? You can mash potato, but you can't....
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 11, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by JeffHickmott
I would tell you the one about the red-hot poker, but you'd never be able to grasp it.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 11, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by JeffHickmott
“I’d like to start with the chimney jokes – I’ve got a stack of them. The first one on the house.” – Tim Vine
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 11, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by EricJones
If I spend all day doing laundry, am I binge washing?
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Sep 11, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by ejbman
Hello from the otter slide!
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 11, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by JeffHickmott
Hear about the guy who fell into an industrial pepper grinder? He's fine now.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 11, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by TerryBowen
Today I had a job interview for a blacksmith. The interviewer asked if I had ever shoed a horse before. I said "no, but I have told a donkey to fuck off"
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 11, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Umbral
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 12, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by onlyif
Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 12, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by onlyif
Why was the strawberry crying? Because his mom and dad were in a jam.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 12, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Umbral
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 12, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lop-Eared-Mule
Light bulbs? Okaaaay..... how many dead hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? I dunno, but it ain't five, cuz that's how many I have in my basement and it's dark as shit down there!
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 12, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
It never fails... Cashiers are always checking me out.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 12, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Imagine my surprise when I went to Tipler Army Medical Center for a heart bypass operation and discovered my surgeon's name was Dr. Eror. "What a name for a doctor," I said, not sure whether to laugh or cry. "Yeah," he agreed. "You can imagine the ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 12, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by onlyif
Another blonde one..lol
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 13, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by onlyif
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck. ;)
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 13, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by onlyif
What do you call four bullfighters standing in quicksand? Quattro Sinko
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 13, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Umbral
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? A piece of ass that'll make your eyes water.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 13, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Umbral
What goes 99 thump, 99 thump, 99 thump ... A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 13, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by mikecagain
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something. Sometimes I get depressed around stairs. They bring me down.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 13, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by DoDapper
One morning the zoo keeper noticed the orangutan reading two books; On the Origin of Species and the Bible. Surprised, he asked, "Why are you reading both of those books?" "Well," said the orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 13, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by DoDapper
Atheism and religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.
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