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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 19, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My eleven month old was sitting in her high chair, twisting and moving all over the place. My wife said to me, “Straighten her up.” I looked at my daughter and said, “Young lady, what are you doing with your life? Do you want to be this way ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 19, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
As I was getting into bed. She said. "You're drunk",. I said How do you know?...... You live next door!
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Sep 20, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
After having two bottles of wine he looked at her and said "You are ugly " She said "You are drunk! " He said ", but I will be sober in the morning ".
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 20, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?....... A stick.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 20, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by FrayedBear
Jim the sausage factory manager was called before the board - "Jim we've had complaints about the sausages not tasting as good". " Yeah," drawled Jim " the price of rabbits has gone up so I've been mixing horse meat in with the rabbit". "That ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 20, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why does the mushroom love to go to parties? Because he is a fungi !
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 20, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
I'm a well balanced person, I have a chip on each shoulder....
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 20, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
A priest was fired from the local church today. It's believed that the cannon did it.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 20, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by boatdude87
My ex-wife said that when I die, she will go the extra mile for my funeral...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 20, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
Two kids knocked on my door this evening, they were collecting for a swimming pool..... I gave them a bucket of water...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 20, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
Horse kicks farmhand..... Medic says that he is in a stable condition....
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 21, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
I'm an insomniac but I don't loose any sleep over it.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 21, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
I'm a hypochondriac and I am sick of it.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 21, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 21, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
I tried archery but it was a drawback.
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Sep 21, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
If you bury chickens, do you get eggplants?
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 21, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
I would like to try sword fighting but it makes me feel edgy.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 21, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
What do you call an Irishman suspended from the ceiling?? Shaun D'Lear.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 21, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
Old Irish guy had a bad pain in his foot and had to go see the doctor. His first time ever doing so. The doctor put on the blood pressure cuff and the old guy said "Boy, my hand is fine, it's my leg that hurts " The doctor said "Do you see the sample...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 21, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
When I look in the mirror I hope that the cracks are in the glass.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 21, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
I would like to be a harpist but I just don't have the pluck.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 21, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by closetolucid
Ah the good old days
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 21, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by phxbillcee
When my sister's box with her Halloween costume arrived, it was empty. She called the company & asked where her Maid Marian costume that she had ordered was. "We're sorry, ma'am. We'll send your costume tomorrow," the rep said. "In the meantime, feel...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 21, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Well....... as I'm here on my rotary phone reading some of the funny jokes on here I'm truly LOL!
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 21, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
As I sit here on my rotary phone reading some of these jokes.Too funny!
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