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Cheesy Jokes

Nov 27, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Jamespuck

What do you call a dog without legs? How many terms does it take to define a finite number of ideas?

I learned this little ditty when I was about eleven years old - kids would say this when they belched - Scuse me, scuse me, scuse me, from the bottom of my heart - if it came out the other way, it would have been a fart."

Another joke from childhood - you write this down and ask a friend to repeat it out loud "Hoof hearted. Ice melted. I think yer foolish yet."

Hadn't considered this. Very creative, lol

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Nov 29, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Thank you student loans for getting me through college... I don't think I can ever pay you back.

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Nov 30, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I told my boss that three companies were after me and I need a raise. My boss asked, "What companies?" I replied, "Gas, water, and electricity."

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Cheesy Jokes

Nov 30, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Why did Miss Muffet need directions? She lost her Whey.

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Cheesy Jokes

Nov 30, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

The president is packing for a trip to Japan and being aware of the custom of removing ones shoes before entering the home, he ask his staff to procure a pair of loafers. The day of the trip, two congressmen showed up ready to go.

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Dec 1, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Me: What happened to you? You don't look so good. Friend: I got stung by a brose. Me: There's no b in rose. Friend: There was in this one!

I joke I remember I told when I was about ten years old: If boys have wieners and girls have buns, what do you get when you put them together? A HOT DOG!!!!

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Dec 2, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by OpposingOpposum

Sometimes I have ding-dongs, sometimes I have ho-hos. I guess you could say I'm bisnacksual.

When I was young... Back when I was a young boy my mom would send me to the store with $5 and I would come back with 6 potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 1 gallon of milk, a whole chicken, a dozen eggs, a slab of bacon and 1 can of coffee. You can't do ...

I really don't like it when people tell me that I am a procrastinator. I'll prove them wrong someday. They can just wait and see.

I hate it when people can't let go of the past. It's done and over with, just move on... Debt collectors are the worst!

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Dec 5, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Teacher: "How do you keep your old car running better?" Student: "Check the prices of a new car regularly."

I wonder what it would be like in a limmerick factory.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

The school teacher gave a pupil two apples. One was big the other was small. Then she said: "When your brother comes up and asks you for one of the apples which one are you going to give him?" The student thought about it for a minute then replied: ...

I managed to get through to my solicitors today: "Good morning, Grabbit, Grabbit & Grabbit solictors." Could I speak to Mr Grabbit, please? "I'm afraid he's off sick today." In that case may I speak to Mr Grabbit? "Mr Grabbit is on holiday this ...

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Dec 7, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Mikey: "I ate a submarine sandwich for lunch and I think I'm going to be sick." Mother: "What makes you say that?" Mikey: "It's starting to surface."

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Cheesy Jokes

Dec 7, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A duck, a skunk, and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill!

I remember this from days of youth: a bathroom wall ... "some come here sit and think, others come shit and stink, but I come here scratch my balls and write my poetry on the walls."

This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one. "Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?" the service guy asks. "Boy," is the man's response. "Oh yeah, I can do it. ...

This morning I was beat up by a beautiful woman on the elevator. I was staring at her huge boobs, when she said "Press one." So I did. I don't remember much after that.

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