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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 1, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
How much does Santa to park his sleigh? Nothing. It’s on the house.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 12, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A couple of guys were discussing the latest play showing in the theater. "I saw the first act, but not the second." "Why not?" "I couldn't wait that long. It said on the program that the second act was two years later."
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 21, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by 273kelvin
Viagra will not turn you into James Bond but it can make you Roger Moore
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 22, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said: “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 6, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Tourist: "The flies are awfully thick around here. Don’t you ever shoo them?" Native: "Nope, we just let them go barefoot."
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 7, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Arg1929
A Panda, dressed like a cowboy, with a ten gallon hat and a pair of six-shooters, walks into a Chinese restaurant, and orders a plateful of tender bamboo pieces. The chef goes to the greenhouse, and collects a heaping serving, which the Panda eats ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 17, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Triphid
Interpol are searching for a group of Polish Truck Hijackers who stole and ate at truck load of Laxatives, they have been on the run since December, 2018.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 17, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by EricJones
With the travel ban to Europe in effect how are the pickpockets and hookers going to survive without american tourists?
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by 273kelvin
Now that the morgues are getting full. Will we see a spate of panic-dying?
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 4, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by boatdude87
Good thing the office was empty when I saw this...I would have gotten some mighty strange looks for laughing as much and as hard as I did...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 15, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris? Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris. Son: Thanks dad. Dad: No problem Quarantine.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 17, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by TCorCM
"What borders on stupidity?" "Mexico and Canada"
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 25, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by FrayedBear
LMAO at this one.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 19, 2020May 2020

Posted by Triphid
Did you hear the one about the Spinister Oyster who decided to check the Sand Bar? She got lucky and managed to pull a couple of mussels.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 22, 2020May 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
The patient demanded, "Doc, I just must have a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a cornea transplant, a lung transplant, and a heart transplant." "WHAT?" yelled the doctor. "Tell me, exactly why you think you need all these transplants?" ...
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Cheesy Jokes
May 22, 2020May 2020

Posted by Eirteacher
Two cannibals were dining on a man and agreed to they would each start at the feet. One cannibal asked the other how he was doing. He answered, "I am having a ball". The other said you are eating to fast.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 12, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by noworry28
I just met my girlfriend and future wife at the zoo. She was standing there looking so sexy in her uniform. I just knew she was a keeper.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 15, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
She turned around looking at me with anger.... Why are you always trying to get me angry at you huh?.......Ummmmm So you can tell me to kiss your ass!
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 18, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
I was with a girl I recently met. She told me she wanted to get into something more comfortable. She came back wearing a weeding gown. Yikes!
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 19, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My laptop was driving me crazy. “The A, E, and I keys always stick,” I complained to a friend. She quickly diagnosed the problem, “Your computer is suffering from irritable vowel syndrome.”
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 20, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by lookinhard
What did the two trees say to each other? Nothing,trees cant talk.They BARKED !!!!!
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 25, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by SKH78
The fart poem from so many decades ago - Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot, the more you toot, the better you feel, so we eat beans at every meal !!!!!
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 31, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by DoDapper
Did you here about the cow that had a virgin birth? No bull!
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 1, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by steve148
Q: Do you know why men can't dust? A: Because if we did we wouldn't know where to put things back.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 1, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by RobertNappi2
I asked a blonde just exactly where do your legs end, she replied her feet...A redhead the same question, her reply.... HEAVEN!!!!
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