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Nov 13, 2018Nov 2018

Does anyone remember this tongue twister? Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers where's the pickled pepper Peter Piper picked? How fast can you say it? Iol.

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Nov 14, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

"Hey, cabby! How much to take me to the station?" "Five bucks, sir." "And how much for my suitcase?" "No charge for the suitcase, sir." "Okay. Take the case and I'll walk."

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Oct 15, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Because our new refrigerator was taller than our old one, I told my wife I'd have to cut away part of an overhanging cabinet to make it fit. Not wanting to mess it up, I called a local radio home-fix-it program for advice. I was in the middle of ...

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Oct 20, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A woman walks into her psychiatrist's office and says, "Hey doc, you know how we have been talking about saying things that don't come out the way we meant them to?" The psychiatrist replies, "You mean Freudian slips?" "Exactly, those. Well, I had ...

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Oct 22, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by HardBlues69

Posted by HardBlues69

Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? To avoid getting hearing AIDS.

A woman, Patty Mac works at a bank as aloan officer. A frog comes in one day, he asks for a lily pad improvement loan. She says you have no credit frog! Do you have any collateral. He hopes away, and comes back with a thing that he puts on her ...

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Nov 12, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Lop-Eared-Mule

So two old drunks are at the bar, drunk. One, bored says, "hey I got an Idee, lets play 20 questions, whoever loses buys." "OK" says the other guy and says "think of something and I'll guess it in 20 questions." So the first drunk thinks and ...

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Jul 4, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

My neighbor, a tailor, has a new job. I asked him how much he enjoyed it. "It's Sew-Sew."

Q. What did Cannibals used to call Mormon Missionaries? A. Meals on Wheels, of course.

Her rather naive, young 18 year old daughter arrives home after her Drive-in movie date with her boyfriend. As the daughter walks in through the front door, the mother asks, " How was your date Sweetie?" The reply comes back, " It was good Mummy but ...

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Those were the days.

One Friday, little Tommy said to his mother, "Mummy, you know how big cats have little cats and big dogs have little dogs - why don't big trains have little trains?" "I don't know," She said, then cunningly added, "Why don't you ask Daddy when he ...

The Disney channel wants you to hate your stepmom. Whereas Pornhub takes a very different approach.

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Nov 22, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I think the girl at the Airlines check-in just threatened me. She looked me dead in the eye and said, “Window or aisle?” I laughed in her face and replied, “Window or you’ll what?”

Did you know that when the group "The Seekers" released their song "I'll never find another You" suicide rates and incidents of Depressions amongst New Zealand Sheep Farmers reached an all time record high? It seems they mis-heard the word "You." ...

Q. What is the difference between the Government, The Taxation Department and a Prostitute? A. A Prostitute stops sucking when you've run out of money.....LOL.

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Mar 21, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by godsux69420

My son asked me “what happens after you die poppa?” So I told “Son gamers don’t die just respawn” hopefully he doesn’t realize that his mom wasn’t a gamer LOL ! 🤣 R.I.P. Janeen Akinburger 2018

I went to the shop to buy a camouflage shirt, but couldn't find any.

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May 24, 2021May 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

"How long have you been working at that office?" "Ever since they threatened to fire me."

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