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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 12, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
A dying man goes to see his doctor, lawyer, and minister, and gives each one $10,000 in cash asking them to attend his funeral and for each to throw the money in his casket just before it is closed, so he can take it with him. As the three men are ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 12, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
When I first saw this one, I couldn't stop laughing. It was hilarious!
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 12, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Kinda contradicts the christian bible saying that the church is one, don'tcha know.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 13, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MadFawks
So this is probably my all time favorite joke. It's as much about the punch line as it is the journey to get there. Let me know if you make it to the end. ?
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 13, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by RobH86
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 13, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: 1.) You believe in Santa Claus. 2.) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3.) You are Santa Claus. 4.) You look like Santa Claus.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 17, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
Yet another Liverpool joke. A Japanese tourist got mugged yesterday in Penny Lane (yes it is a real place). He could not identify his attacker but he did get 23 pictures of him
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 17, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by WishYouWereHere
Happy St Patrick's Day What do you call an Irishman bouncing off your wall? Rick O'Shea
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 23, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by RobH86
I stopped seeing my last girlfriend because she lied about her weight. Well, what I really mean is that she died in a bungee jumping accident
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 23, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by RobH86
The male gypsy moth can smell the female gypsy moth from up to 7 miles away. Interestingly, this is still a fact if you remove the word moth
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Excerpts from a dog's dIary. Day number 182, 185, 193... 8:00am - oh boy! Dog food! My favorIte! 9:30am - oh boy! A car rIde! My favorIte! 9:40am - oh boy! A walk! My favorIte! 10:30am - oh boy! A car rIde! My favorIte! 11:30am - oh boy! Dog food! My...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY. DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
It's my cat's world. I'm just here to open cans.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, and it's gone.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
I'm not 50. I'm $49.95 plus tax.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
I need somebody bad. Are you bad?
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
OFFICE ARITHMETIC: Smart boss + smart employee = profit. Smart boss + dumb employee = production. Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion. Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
MALE/FEMALE WORDS: COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female....The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male...Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
So easter is nearly upon us and here are a few easter jokes. JC is sitting around at the last supper and says " One of you is a snitch. You`re going to rat on me and sell me out..... Judas " Judas looks at JC in all innocence and replies " Why do ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
Two pieces of asphalt go into a bar and ask the bartender if there is a piece of green asphalt in. " No I am sure I would have noticed that. " " Are you really sure theres no green asphalt in here? " " Yeah I am really sure " " Are you ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Always remember, you're unique, just like everybody else.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Two older gentlemen were talking and one said to the other, "You're having an anniversary soon, right?" The other replied, "Yup, a big one...20 years." "Wow," said the other, "what are you going to get your wife for your anniversary?" The other ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
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