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Cheesy Jokes

Dec 13, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by boatdude87

For the classical music lovers. This is way too awesome....

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Dec 14, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

As Noah was building the ark, what type of lights did he use? FLOOD LIGHTS!

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Dec 20, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

One morning a local highway department crew reaches their job site and realizes they have forgotten all their shovels. The crew's foreman calls the office and tells his supervisor the situation. The supervisor says, "Don't worry, we'll send some ...

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Dec 30, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by closetolucid

It's not incorrect....

True story; Many years ago my mate Bob had a boat in north Wales. After the two of us sailing past the great Orme and battling tides and currents all day we moored up in the town of Bangor, where we went for much needed meal. The cafe owner was a ...

SEC JOKES What is a UT cheerleaders first words after she loses her virginity? "GET OFF ME DADDY YOUR CRUSHING MY SMOKES!! What's the difference between an. LSU Cheerleader and a mosquito? When you slap. A mosquito it quits sucking! What's the ...

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Apr 8, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Studmanhole

Did you hear Ellen DeGeneres died? She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

I talked to a friend in payroll yesterday. I now understand why women have BREASTS! Women have breasts so payroll knows who to give the smaller pay checks too

A guy wanted to know the secret of existence, and heard about a guru living high atop a mountain who had the answer. The guy sold everything he had and traveled around the world to find the mountain. He trekked through dense jungles, slogged ...

A little American Indian boy asked his father why his name was so different than the other little boys at school. His father replied that in our culture it is customary that we give the child a name that is related to someg we see ly after the birth....

I like jokes that say something about life. For example if this is your relationship then.... Two gamblers at a poker table and one says " This game is rigged I`m leaving " Second guy says " Yeah I know it`s fixed but it`s the only game in town "

My great great grandmother was a prostitute on a wagon train. She was a westward ho.

Three brothers are at their widowed father's funeral. When the last will and testament was read they found out that they each inherit an equal share of their father's cattle ranch as expected. A few months later they decide to change the name of ...

I guy goes to the doctor with a compliant. The doc asks; "Do you smoke?" "No" "Do you take drugs?" "No" "Do you drink?" "No" "Do you eat junk, sugary or fatty foods?" "No" "Do you have sex with lots of women?" "No" "Okay come back next week I will ...

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Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

What is a cat? 1. Cats do what they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They're totally unpredictable. 4. When you want to play, they want to be alone. 5. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 6. They expect you to cater to their every ...

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Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

What is a dog? 1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. 2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room. 3. They can look dumb and lovable ...

Great news. I became a very proud father, TODAY. My son 4 years old but I always felt he was a boring little shit for the last 3 years

I was talking to a North African girl recently in her native language. We really clicked

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Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

CORNY ONE LINERS PART THREE. 11. The most precious thing we have is life...yet it has absolutely no trade-in value. 12. There are two sides to every divorce...yours and shead's. 13. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you ...

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Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

CORNY ONE LINERS PART FOUR. 16. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect. 17. I married my wife for her looks, but not the ones she's been giving me lately. 18. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days...

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Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

A linguistics professor was lecturing in his usual authoritative manner. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language ...

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Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

THINGS TO PONDER... Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a hen's butt looked edible? ...

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

Such a true, sad statement...<sigh>

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

Very true in many public bathrooms. Sometimes I'll just skip it and hope I can make it home! :-)

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