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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Feb 3, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by Zealandia
The best time to open a gift is the present.
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Feb 27, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by anglophone
Did you hear about Mr Anthony Nigel Other? He always felt like an extra in any gathering of people.
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Jun 19, 2024Jun 2024

Posted by Zealandia
My Uber driver really cares about my mental health. Just this morning, he sent a message saying: “I'm here for you."
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Aug 13, 2024Aug 2024

Posted by anglophone
Question: My clock keeps jumping from 4:03 to 4:05. It also gains two minutes every day. Why is this? Answer: 4:04 is "minute not found". (I'll leave quietly.)
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Apr 23, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Retired
Sad but true
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Sep 9, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by Zealandia
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth? A mechanic.
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Oct 29, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I asked my wife to dress up as a bounty hunter from Star Wars. I have a Boba fettish.
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Jan 29, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Interviewer: “Why do you want this job?” Candidate: “Well, I’ve always been really passionate about not starving to death.”
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Feb 1, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Beware of bards during floods. They're known for luteing.
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Feb 15, 2023Feb 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I tried to play golf without any balls. Turns out it's a stroke of genius.
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Mar 2, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Zealandia
My friend likes to convert all of his dollars into quarters. He's changed a lot.
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Mar 6, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I got a joke about polyester... It’s great material.
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Apr 12, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Zealandia
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
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Apr 20, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Exasperated, she asked her spouse "Please stop peeing in the shower, it's gross." He frowned, retorting defensively "Oh come on, hun! It's not that big a deal. A bunch of people pee in the shower. It just washes down the drain..." She sighed ...
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May 19, 2023May 2023

Posted by Zealandia
If a hipster does something, but doesn't instagram it, did it really happen?
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May 19, 2023May 2023

Posted by Beowulfsfriend
I was reading about different groups of animals, and people were adding their own funny suggestions. My favorite new one is: An Alibi of Cops.
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Dec 21, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by anglophone
"Let go of my Great Tits!" screamed the ornithologist.
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Nov 21, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by AlasBabylon
I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet.
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Nov 23, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by K247
My aunt who's got dementia woke up the other morning to find she had been burgled. Everything had been replaced with an exact replica!
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Nov 25, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
It was the usual day at our bank. A woman came up to customer service and demanded, “What do I have to do to change the address on my account?” Without looking up, I replied, “Move.”
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Nov 30, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
The president is packing for a trip to Japan and being aware of the custom of removing ones shoes before entering the home, he ask his staff to procure a pair of loafers. The day of the trip, two congressmen showed up ready to go.
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Dec 5, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Teacher: "How do you keep your old car running better?" Student: "Check the prices of a new car regularly."
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Dec 8, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Hominid
This morning I was beat up by a beautiful woman on the elevator. I was staring at her huge boobs, when she said "Press one." So I did. I don't remember much after that.
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Dec 10, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by SKH78
He who farts in church sits in his own pew.
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Jan 14, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by ejbman
EVERYbody's a comedian...
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

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