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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 17, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Good definition of quarantine…
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Sep 18, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory... They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 21, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers in here!” A time traveler walks into a bar.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Today I gave my dead batteries away. They were free of charge.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Zealandia
My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that, it's also terrible.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 14, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I told my family and friends that I’m leaving my job to pursue my lifelong dream of being a plastic surgeon. That should raise a few eyebrows.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 21, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
The other day someone left a piece of plasticine outside my front door. I didn't know what to make of it.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 25, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 27, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 12, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A researcher claims he has perfected a cure for deafness. Now I’ve heard everything.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 23, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
This one will sleigh you: I must say, Santa Claus is a gifted man.
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Jan 25, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Triphid
And one for the Ladies? A bit too much effort went into the Hand-stand I think.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 29, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes? No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 12, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I’m taking part in a stair climbing competition. I need to step up my game.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 18, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by August1
Said the Stone Age dad with a smirk to his child, "Sometimes I marble at the things we take for granite."
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 7, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Triphid
A guy walks in to Cocktail Bar with a monkey on his shoulder, places the monkey on the bar, orders 2 drinks, a Manhattan for himself and a double Martini for he monkey. They drink their drinks, the guy orders 2 more and so it goes on for about an ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 25, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
An opera singer said she could teach me how to hit high C... I said, “No thanks. I’ve heard that pitch.”
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Oct 27, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Triphid
Why do ducks have webbed feet? To put out forest fires of course. Why do elephants have such large, flat feet? To put out burning ducks of course. Why do Rhinos have such large horns? To warn the slow moving pygmies to get out the way of course.
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Dec 1, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I was trying to have a serious conversation with an astronaut, but she didn’t seem to understand the gravity of the situation.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 17, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
The inventor of predictive text has died. His funfair will be hello on Sundial.
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Feb 6, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Did you hear about the soothsayer who accurately predicted an earthquake? Everyone said it was his fault.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 23, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I had trouble getting into my vacation home in Russia. I had to call a locksmith because I lost my Siberian Housekey. (For Lilac-JadeCanada)
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Jan 15, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
How long has your heating unit been broken?” says the specialist. “Two weeks,” says the customer. “Why did you wait so long?” says the specialist. This cold weather is no joke.” “My in-laws were here,” said the customer. They wanted ...
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Jan 28, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
My job application for the scissors company was declined after the hands-on interview I just didn't make the cut.
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
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