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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 15, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Petter
Darling? Yes. Will you still love me after we're married? Of course, dear. Probably more. I've always been especially fond of married women.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 7, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Triphid
Hahaha, been waiting 4 long years to post this one. Q. What is the MAIN difference between the Channel Tunnel and Melanoma tRumps vagina? A) Traffic runs BOTH ways in the Channel Tunnel.....LOL.
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Dec 2, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What did the teen tell his doctor upon waking up in the hospital during a thunderstorm? He thought he was safe from the lightning because he was "grounded".
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 6, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Triphid
Ethel has just finished using Mildred's bathroom after doing copious amount of coffee. She tries to stand up when a sudden, tearing pain runs across her shoulders, she calls out to Mildred for help. Mildred comes running and asks what the problem ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 1, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Triphid
A large Bull Elephant is strolling through the forest when a monkey leaps out and says, " How would like the very best Sex you've EVER had, I'm the Casanova of this entire forest you know." The Elephant looks at the monkey, thinks and then says, " ...
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Jan 10, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My told me she saw a deer on the way to school. Me: “How do you know it was going to school?”
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 6, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by Triphid
Ocker has been retired now for 6 months, after being in the same job for 40 years, married to the same woman for 35 years. Day and night he has been sitting, almost bored shitless, as his beloved wife watches Soapies, Chat Shows, Cooking Shows and ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 19, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by Triphid
2 Great Danes, dogs, are standing in the Waiting room of Vet Clinic. One looks at the other and asks, " What you in here for Mate, I'm here to get my balls cut off because I humped the bitch next door and got her pregnant?" The other answers, " Shit ...
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Jun 24, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by Vipyr82
I think all the jokes here are grating without a shred of dignity.
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Jun 29, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by JimBennefield
Why did He?😁😁
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 29, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by SKH78
End of school year ... grade school chant "School's out, school's out, teacher let the monkeys out, one went east and one went west and one went up the teacher's dress !!"
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 31, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by Leafhead
God hath forsaken me! (Oh dear, I got Holy Ghosted!)
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 5, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by SKH78
An epicure dining at Crewe Found quite a large mouse in the stew Said the waiter "Don't shout" "Or wave it about" "Or the rest will be wanting one too !"
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 5, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by SKH78
There was an old man in Maine Whose legs were cut off by a train When they said "Oh how sad !" He said "But I'm glad" "They cut off my varicose vein !"
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 7, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by Leafhead
A Chinese man got onto an elevator. It was Wong on so many levels.....
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 12, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by SKH78
I satirical publication did a take off on a school yearbook. The names of some of the students: Anita Hanjob, Harry P. Ness, Bertha D. Blues, Rhea Tard, Pilar Nickersoff, Ben Z. Dreen, Dex E. Dreen, Selma Botti, Franklin Furter, Lilac A. Rugg, Fay ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 24, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Little Johnny, on recess, was carrying a car door while playing outside with his buddies on a very hot day. His teacher called him over to ask, "Why?" Little Johnny replied, "If I get too hot, I can roll down the car window!"
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 26, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by noworry28
It's all relative.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 29, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by noworry28
An oldie.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 9, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by RobertNappi2
Ain't that the truth...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 28, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by 273kelvin
A guy joins the parachute regiment and the sergeant is going through the drill. "In the unlikely event that your primary parachute does not open then release it and deploy your reserve parrachute" His hand goes up and the guy asks "What should I do ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 28, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why was the eagle in handcuffs? The police thought he was a flight risk!
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 1, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by noworry28
A pipe dream. Exhaust that is.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 8, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by EricJones
I have a black walnut tree in my yard. Every fall I gather up the nuts and put them in baskets on my back deck so I can look out my back window and watch the squirrels playing with their nuts.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 12, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by Mostly_Harmless
What do you get when you take rogain and viagra at the same time? Don King's hair!
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