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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Figured I'd write a cheesy joke. What's everybody's plans for Good Friday and Easter Sunday? Anyone going to church?
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 22, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Robotbuilder
Don't read this if you are easily nauseated. Jim was a professional pus sucker. Whether you had a zit or a boil, you could hire Jim and have him suck the pus out for a small fee. One day Jim had a tremendously fat woman as a client. She had a ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 23, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by MrControversy
What do you call a redneck that's a virgin? An only child.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 25, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Jameson
Did you hear about the Polack who went ice fishing? He cought 500 pounds of ice, and his wife drowned trying to cook it
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 26, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Jameson
Why become a suicide bomber to get 72 virgins in heaven... Become a priest and get them now
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 9, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by Kreig
Share your "Roses are red" jokes..... My favourite one: Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I! :D
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 1, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by noworry28
A wife gave her husband an iPad as a present. The couple was setting up the iPad account for the husband. He set his password as "Mypenis" and the iPad shows an error on screen: "Problem: It's not long enough." The wife burst into her biggest laugh ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 1, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by noworry28
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 15, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by EricJones
Condom-popup blocker.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 22, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by steve148
Have you ever gone through a divorce? The judge told me I'm gonna give your wife $3,000 a month. I replied that's fine your honor, and I'll try to throw in a few bucks from time to time myself.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 22, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by chalupacabre
As some of you may have noticed from some of my other posts in here, I have a penchant for dad jokes. Got my son with this on a recent road trip: "Hay, Noah!" "What?" Points to semi hauling bales. "AAAARRRGGHHH!" Sometimes, I worry that he might ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 23, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by steve148
Last night I had a terrible nightmare. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother , and I was a bottled baby
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 23, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by steve148
Why did the cactus cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 24, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by MrControversy
What do you call butt sex when it's casual? Shooting the shit
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 7, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
How many of you lie about your age on here? What? No answers?LOL
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 12, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
One Sunday a pastor found several letters awaiting him. He opened one and found it contained the single word, "Fool." Quietly and with becoming seriousness he shared the letter with the congregation and announced, "I have known many an instance of a...
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 19, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck
The Seven Stages of Primary Focus in a Male’s Life: 1. Pooping. 2. Snakes, trains, & dinosaurs. 3. Sex. 4. Sex. 5. Pooping. 6. Pooping. 7. Pooping
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 21, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Before celebrating a baptism, the deacon approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism is a serious step. Are you sure you’re prepared for it?” “I think so,” the man replied. “My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 23, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by 16classic
A little boy was standing in the lobby of a church looking at a plaque with several name inscribed on it. The priest walks up and the boy asks what all the names are for. The priest replies that those are names of the parishioners who died in the ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 25, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by MisterTricks
What does an octogenarian pirate say? "Arrrr matey!"
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 26, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by JeffHickmott
Why are elephants so wrinkled? Have you ever tried to iron one?
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 3, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
A woman was in the delivery room in bad pain moaning. One of the nurses was secretly giggling when one of the other nurses nudged her with elbow says what's the matter with you? She leaned over and whispered in her ear ....ITS LABOR DAY.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 6, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by DoDapper
Two Irishmen walk out of a bar.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 9, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A minister had all of his remaining teeth pulled out. New dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. On the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes. When asked about ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 10, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by boatdude87
When you ask for a sign from god and he says "OK".
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