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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Forget about world peace...visualize using your turn signal!
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Sex on television can't hurt you...unless you fall off!
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie!" until you can find a rock.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
NEW DICTIONARY WORD: Aaaaack (aak) interj. An utterance upon running directly into a spider web first thing in the morning -- and you don't know where the spider is now.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
NEW DICTIONARY WORD: Airhead (er-hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
NEW DICTIONARY WORD: Bar-be-que (bar-bi-q) n. You bought groceries, washed lettuce, chopped tomatoes, diced onions, marinated meat and cleaned everything up, but he "made dinner".
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
NEW DICTIONARY WORD: Baseball bat (bas-bol bat) n. An anti-burglar device.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
NEW DICTIONARY WORD: Children (chil-dren) n. What men become when they get the flu.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 23, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by MrControversy
Why does Spongebob Squarepants hate the former mayor of Detroit? Because Kwame Kil - Patrick.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 25, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Jameson
Okay I'm warning you this joke may be of bad taste. Ladies I apologize in advance, don't hate me okay. Here goes How many battered women does it take to change a light bulb? Just one if the bitch knows what's good for her.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 2, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen
These cheesy jokes might have seemed like a Gouda idea at the time, but I don’t know if I Camembert it much longer.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 13, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by FrayedBear
From one of our own fraternity.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
May 14, 2023May 2023

Posted by Zealandia
Going to a recycling party this weekend. The invite said to bring a bottle.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Dec 7, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by anglophone
Question: What do you get when a pushmi-pullyu goes into reverse gear? Answer: A pullyu-pushmi.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 9, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
If you want to give someone a back-handed compliment, just tell them they have really nice knuckles.
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Jan 16, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by anglophone
Husband to au pair just before dinner: "Have you laid the table?" Au pair: "No, but I have just laid your wife."
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 21, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Triphid
It is Roll Call time for the Kids at the local High School. The Teacher is about to begin calling out the names when the door opens and a student walks in. "You're late", she say to him," Where have you been?" "Up Penny lane Miss, up Penny Lane." He ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 4, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Triphid
"This is Mr. Wu," says the voice on the phone to the Receptionist, " Have vely bad pain in mouth, need see Dentist urgently today prease." "Yes Mr. Wu," replies the Receptionist, "Two Thirty." "What you broody think sirry woman," yells Mr.Wu, " Of ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 26, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I’m rubbish with names. It’s not my fault, it’s a condition. There’s a name for it…
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Apr 17, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Retired
Some people age like fine wine. I age like milk, sour and chunky.
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