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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 20, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Logolept
Why was my Limburger cheese listening to Sly & the Family Stone? Because it was funky.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 20, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I’ve given up asking rhetorical questions. What’s the point!
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 21, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I’m looking for the girl next door type. I’m just gonna keep moving house till I find her.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 24, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Why was Russia late to the UN meeting? Stalin, as always.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 1, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
1. Blue plastic bucket for watering, car-washing, etc; 2. Red plastic bucket for mopping floors, cleanup from painting, plumbing disasters; 3. Green metal pail for compostable table scraps. ...and that's my Bucket List.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 5, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
I couldn’t work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 9, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My partner told me I planted the wrong flowers. Oopsie daisy!
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 11, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia
My relationship with my chauffeur just isn’t going anywhere. It feels like he’s always trying to drive me away.
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Mar 12, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I got angry with the mime that lived next door to me. To get even I played a blank CD over and over. That drove him crazy.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 6, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
I was in my car driving back from work. A police officer pulled me over and knocked on my window. I said, ‘One minute I’m on the phone.'
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 12, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 25, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? "Thanks, I’ll never part with it!"
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 29, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu - you get what you deserve.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 30, 2024Jan 2024

Posted by Zealandia
My doctor recommended to eat at Burger King more often. Well, he said I should not have McDonalds anymore, but I know what he meant.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 11, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Huge fight at local seafood diner!!! Battered fish everywhere!!!
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Feb 16, 2024Feb 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What do you call two bananas on the floor? Slippers. What kind of shoes do frogs love? Open-toad! How do bees brush their hair? With honeycombs!
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Mar 7, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
When a cougar gets so old, she needs a hearing aid....... She becomes a Def Leopard!
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Mar 12, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why doesn't the ocean leak? Because it has Seals.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 31, 2024Mar 2024

Posted by noworry28
Laws are laws 🤣🤣
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 18, 2024Jul 2024

Posted by Zealandia
For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office. I can't tell you how much this award means to me.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 5, 2024Aug 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A group of horses were moving down towards the horse court for horse jury. One horse asks another, "Where do we enter again?" The other horse replies indignantly, "Why the mane entrance of course!"
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 13, 2024Sep 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What is the oldest animal? The Zebra. Why you ask... it's because it's still in black and white
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 16, 2024Sep 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Carol: What’s your pet pig’s name? Alice: Ballpoint. Carol: Is that his real name? Alice: No, that’s his pen name.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 27, 2024Sep 2024

Posted by 273kelvin
"Hey boss, what should I do with this big roll of bubble wrap?" "Just pop it in the storeroom" I was there all day
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 6, 2024Oct 2024

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body. I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

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