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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 27, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce. I found out she was seeing someone on the side.
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Dec 26, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Dyl1983
I accidently poured spot remover on my dog, now I can't find him.
2 comments
Posts
Dec 26, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Customer: "Excuse me waiter, this coffee tastes like mud." Waiter: "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 25, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I was at a climbing centre the other day. Unfortunately, someone had stolen all the grips from the wall. You couldn’t make it up.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 25, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 23, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
This one will sleigh you: I must say, Santa Claus is a gifted man.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 22, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, “No, wait! I can change.”
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 22, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get “saved” or you'll “burn”... Stupid firemen.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 21, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave biscuits in the oven while I nap.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 20, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
My jam business failed. The finances got spread too thin.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 19, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Did you hear about the brawl at the post office? The stamps got licked by the postmaster. =================== My wife challenged me to a game of strip poker. Then I realized she just wanted to do laundry. So I folded.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 18, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
This morning my alarm went off. I thought its sell-by date was tomorrow.
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 17, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
The inventor of predictive text has died. His funfair will be hello on Sundial.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 16, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I'm not a huge fan of innuendos. But I do like to slip one in every now and then.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 15, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
My wife texted me saying "Your great!". I responded, "No, you're great!" She said the text made her day when she got home. I guess she really likes being corrected on her grammar.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 14, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
My girlfriend said, “You act like a detective too much. I want to split up.” “Good idea,” I replied. “We can cover more ground that way.”
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 13, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I always try to jump rope at the gym. But on most days, I end up skipping it.
3 comments
Posts
Dec 12, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What do you call a person who takes baby goats? A Kidnapper!
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 12, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A researcher claims he has perfected a cure for deafness. Now I’ve heard everything.
0 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 11, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Ever seen a blacksmith join two metal sheets? It's riveting.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 11, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I’m so good at finance… Even my bank says my balance is outstanding.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 9, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
A cartoonist has been found dead. Details are sketchy.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 8, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
The Invisible Man married the Invisible Woman. Their children were nothing to look at.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 8, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat & 2/4 goat? Chicago.
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Dec 8, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Zealandia
I once bought a dog from a blacksmith. As soon as I got it home, it made a bolt for the door.
2 comments

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