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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 22, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I think the girl at the Airlines check-in just threatened me. She looked me dead in the eye and said, “Window or aisle?” I laughed in her face and replied, “Window or you’ll what?”
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Nov 22, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by 1BrentMichael
I promise!
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 14, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What's a robot's favorite snack? Computer chips!
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 7, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Triphid
Hahaha, been waiting 4 long years to post this one. Q. What is the MAIN difference between the Channel Tunnel and Melanoma tRumps vagina? A) Traffic runs BOTH ways in the Channel Tunnel.....LOL.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 5, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by 273kelvin
An Irish guy gets a job on a construction site and the boss puts him on the wheelbarrow. After an hour he goes to the boss and complains that the barrow is faulty. "What's the matter with it?" asks the boss "It's squeaking all the time. All I can ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 4, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Triphid
Q. Why don't they have telephones in the jungles? A) Because elephants keep trying to make 'trunk' calls....LOL. Joke courtesy of my 6 year old nephew Henry.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 3, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I so bad with women?" She said, "I'm Alexa you moron."
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 31, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Two cats are having a swimming race. One is called “One Two Three”, the other “Un Deux Trois”. Which cat won? “One Two Three” because “Un Deux Trois” cat sank.
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Posts
Oct 30, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Petter
I told my suitcase that this virus means we can't go on holiday this year. Now I'm having to deal with emotional baggage.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 29, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Petter
Two men were standing side by side. One suddenly said to the other, "You're Jewish, aren't you?" "Yes." He replied. "You were circumcised by Rabbi Shapiro, weren't you?" "Yes! But how on earth did you know?" 'Because you've just peed on my left ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 27, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A lion was walking in the jungle and met two men. One is sitting on a rock reading a book and the other is working at a typewriter. The lion ate only one. Which one and why? He ate the man reading the book because everyone knows that reader's ...
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Posts
Oct 25, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by noworry28
He was short with me.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 25, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by noworry28
Sparkling!
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Memes R Us
Oct 24, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by pmar074
I wasn’t sure if I should post this. It’s a fence sieve...
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 21, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Zealandia
Found out today that I'm colour blind... It came out of the green!
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 18, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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Posts
Oct 17, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together... At first it's boring, but then it's riveting.
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Posts
Oct 17, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What tree has the most hair? A fir tree!
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 15, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Petter
Darling? Yes. Will you still love me after we're married? Of course, dear. Probably more. I've always been especially fond of married women.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 15, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Petter
What should you do if an irate Irish fan of John Wayne war movies throws a pin at you? ... ... ... Run like hell. He's got the grenade between his teeth.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 14, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Petter
Did you hear about the two randy worms that met in dead earnest?
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 13, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
"Hey officer, how did the hackers escape?" "No idea, they just ransomware!"
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 10, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Cutiebeauty
What is the normal eyesight of a cyclops? 20
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 10, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by 273kelvin
The Disney channel wants you to hate your stepmom. Whereas Pornhub takes a very different approach.
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 10, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Zealandia
When I was baptised, the priest wore a fake nose, moustache and pair of glasses. It was a blessing in disguise.
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