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May 14, 2018May 2018

Posted by 273kelvin

I used to go to group called "philosophy in pubs" but it was always too deep at the bar

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May 17, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach

So she said " I want to have a laugh in bed" And I said " If I wanted to have a laugh in bed. I would have a wank with a glove puppet" " What are you doing with that water pistol Sooty " (UK only)

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May 23, 2018May 2018

Posted by Heather2367

Why don't s go moose hunting? Because the decoys are too .

Posted by MissingLink16

THE THREE BULLS. Three bulls were grumbling about the expected arrival of a fourth one. The first bull raged that he had been on the farm for 20 years and had 20 cows and wasn't going to give up a single cow to the newcomer. The second bull, with ...

This joke works very well on people who are five, six or seven years old. Adam and Eve and Pinch Me Hard went down to the river. Adam and Eve fell into the river. Who was left? Assertive kids groan and reply "I'm not even going to go there.... I ...

When I was 16, got a date with a girl. She told me, "tonights the night. I'm gonna give it up to you, make sure and bring a condom!" So I go to a drugstore in another neighborhood to buy some condoms. The Druggist asks me "Got big plans for ...

During church the preacher asked the people what they wanted him to pray for. One man requested he pray for his hearing. The preacher spit on his finger, stuck it in the man's ear, and fervently prayed for the man for minutes. After, he said to the ...

To file in the bizzarro world of jokes: two cows are sitting on a branch of a tree knitting. an elephant flies by. .... a few minutes later another elephant buzzes pass them ... ... a few minutes later 2 more elephants buzz pass the 2 cows at which ...

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi do.

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Sep 2, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church board after the service. The first man to arrive was a stranger. “You misunderstood my announcement. This is a meeting of the board of the church,” said the ...

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Sep 6, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

The man selling two-dollar tickets at Monmouth Racetrack registered complete surprise when a horse stepped up to the window, and asked to bet on himself. "What's the matter?" snorted the horse. "Are you astonished that I can talk?" "Not at all," ...

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Sep 7, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A guy was admitted into a hospital with eight plastic horses in his stomach... His condition is now stable.

A fortune-telling dwarf escaped prison. Newspapers warned: SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE.

What to get wet and wild..lol

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Posted by SonOfABeach

Got my stuff done. So you get five for the price of one Ships trying to dock with illegal cargo often get deported I decide which beer to drink on a case by case basis. My friend came around for dinner. We ate for 20 minutes, then he fainted ...

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Jun 10, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by ImitationGame

When Johnny was 5 he had to eat 5 bowls of his mothers rotten oatmeal. When Johnny was 6 his favorite toy was taken at the playground. But that's ok, Johnny's used to hardships, after all when he was 5 he had to eat 5 bowls of his mother's rotten ...

Two sperm were swimming and one says " Are we nearly at the ovaries yet?" "No not by a long way. We still havent got passed the tonsils"

Q: what do you call a pile of kittens? A: a meowntin

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He was drinking coffee before it was cool!

I was with a girl I recently met. She told me she wanted to get into something more comfortable. She came back wearing a weeding gown. Yikes!

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