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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 12, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
It never fails... Cashiers are always checking me out.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 13, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by onlyif
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck. ;)
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 14, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
A man told his wife he wanted to be cremated. She set an appointment for Tuesday.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 20, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why does the mushroom love to go to parties? Because he is a fungi !
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Sep 22, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by onlyif
I was at the store the other day, minding my own business when I trip and fall. I go look to see what I tripped over... It was a bra! Someone set a booby trap!
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Be honest, how many of you have done this? I'm guilty of it. The last time was yesterday on the way home from work.
5 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Mar 14, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by LadyAlyxandrea
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore Hahaha someone date me plz
2 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Mar 18, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by LadyAlyxandrea
What religion is a dominant woman with a strap-on? A peggin'
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Mar 27, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both start drinking, and the giraffe is really pounding them down, one right after another. Finally it is so drunk it falls on the floor in a stupor. The man gets up to leave and the bartender says, “Hey,...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 2, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by LJ49
Why do Jewish women only date circumcised men? they won't touch anything that isn't at least 20% off.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 5, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by TerriCity
A Catholic priest once described the hearing of the confessions of nuns as like being stoned to death with popcorn.
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 8, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
Agnes and Arnold were an old married couple, both well into their 70`s. One night in bed Agnes asks him " Arnold, were you ever unfaithful to me? " " Yes Agnes, I must confess that I once was. Only once though in all the years we have been wed. " " ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 8, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Rudy1962
Hans and Ida have been married for forty years, so Fran asked Han the secret to a long marriage. Han replied, "Well, you know, you need to be sensitive to your partners needs. For example, ten years ago Ida said she missed the old country. So of ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 10, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by RonM1956
Almost late getting to work tonight, I had to stop and get my dog a birthday present. I wouldn't mind but it's the 7th time this year
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 11, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb
My new neighbor just sneezed, so by instinct and good manners I said bless you. She said thanks, but she was a little confused that her closet was talking to her
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 11, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb
Ben Affleck, George Clooney, and Matthew McConaughey get together to make a movie. Ben Affleck said, "I'll direct." Clooney said, "I'll produce." And Matthew McConaughey said, "I'll write, I'll write, I'll write."
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 11, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by OpposingOpposum
Lost my temper with my teenager and called him a Son of Bitch. Then I realised it was a self fulfilling prophecy.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 15, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
I had lunch in a cafe yesterday and the waitress said " You had the Oasis soup. " I said " What do you mean? " " You got a roll with it "
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 17, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
According to a recent survey, most couples have sex doggie style. He sits up and begs for half an hour, then she rolls over and plays dead.
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Apr 17, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb
I bought a toilet brush a few days ago. Long story short... I'm going back to paper
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Jul 13, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by EricJones
The other day I saw 2 birds on a wire and one was smoking a joint. . Yes- it was two birds with one stoned.
3 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Jul 31, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by TracyFord54
Who’s the coolest guy in the hospital? The ultrasound guy!
1 comment
Cheesy Jokes
Jul 31, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by TerryHest
Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An impasta
4 comments
Cheesy Jokes
Aug 12, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by HardBlues69
Well here is just one thing that I miss about the rotary phone. if you got mad at someone you could really get them by slamming the phone down. I tried that the other day and forgot and I broke my damn cell phone. DAMN IT!
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 13, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles... He kept leaving little messages around the house.
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Posted by mzeeany cheese welcome
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