Damn Liam. What an animal.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 27, 2019:

## I was always annoying teachers because I'd find a friendly coed and give her "open signs of affection." The coed didn't mind. Why should they? Much later, I realized underaged students acting like they're going to hump their brains out is disturbing to adults.

400 points needed so I am whoring to make level 8.....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 27, 2019:

## It took me four months to qualify for my T-shirt. I was always be the first to post ANYTHING on a new post including my own post. I also established a small discussion group with a depressingly small following. The administration awarded me administration of two other groups with a related topic because the original administrator quit in disgust. Low interest in going tent camping in here. After I reached level eight, earning the t-shirt, I spent another two months posting that it hadn't arrived. Once it arrived, the wife hid it. Six months later I found my t-shirt under a pile of her coats and jackets. She doesn't want me to wear it anywhere under threats of domestic violence. I haven't been in any hurry to reach level nine. Like what will I get then, a bowl of cheesy French fries? Any who, I'll donate a like to a lizard for his struggle to reach the fabled level eight. See if it makes him wet his panties.

So this is only part of what I'm dealing with in the social media page of the town my school is in.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 27, 2019:

## First question: who's "we"?

How true....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 26, 2019:

## Truth it be.

I do know the difference

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 26, 2019:

## Naw. If all you can say is "fuck" and other vulgar words you don't know squat.

ZAZZY.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 26, 2019:

## Used in a sentence: It's time for An-i-man-i-acs And we're zany to the max So just sit back and relax You'll laugh till you collapse We're An-i-man-i-acs

I.H.T.F.P......

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 26, 2019:

## I like that last one. It sounds like fun!

I am going straight to Hell for this. Oh. Wait.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 25, 2019:

## For those living outside the US, next Thursday is Thanksgiving.

If it's not too much, would you all mind, including the pronunciation of the words?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 25, 2019:

## Hell no. Most people when they define a word in here don't give a flying citation to say were they found the defination. Asking them to provide you with a link to a source that provides a sound bite is doubly unlikely.

Some memes I recently collected, enjoy!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 25, 2019:

## While we're at it . . . .

LARGE photos can now be uploaded again.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 25, 2019:

## I can go back to illustrating my tall tales of far flung, high adventure.

Unsubstantiated nonsense?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 25, 2019:

## Do 20 year olds remember that guy?

Pretty well describes me

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 25, 2019:

## "Delight" is pushing it far, far out of bounds. Once there the huddled masses can run up on it and stomp on it.

Hello everyone, had a peaceful Sunday watching 'Something Borrowed' , licking my lips over coffee ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 24, 2019:

>When you're single like me, these are the things that add spice to your regular life. ## I'm married and I like laughter and spicy conversation as well. It's not restricted to single people. I try to get conversations started on camping and travel discussion groups (see "Camping for adults in Dixie (no children) Group"). I used to compair notes about that with a guy who was heavy into traveling to India's many far flung national parks and hiking around the mountains and sea shores. It was eye opening, largely because Americans are unaware of India having any national parks. I caught myself saying "Mountains? They got mountains in central India?"

An interesting week or so for the minutia of living.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 24, 2019:

## Sounds like a series of thrill packed events. 😁

Happy Sunday, you lovely people! For your viewing enjoyment. [youtube.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 24, 2019:

## Dogs. Go figure. -- Percy, my Tom cat.

XEROTHERMIC.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 24, 2019:

## I wonder what the term is for brutally hot and damp. It gets that way here in South Carolina.

More than once

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 24, 2019:

## Once they have become amazingly stupid or boring there isn't any point in arguing with them. That occurs during the chug a lug sessions.

Turkey day hack

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 24, 2019:

## None of my relatives or inlaws show up carrying lap tops. They carry cell phones.

Hola! Does anyone know how to use a chat room?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 24, 2019:

## Why, yes I do know how to use a chat room. When I do use one, my next question is "Why am I using a chat room?"

It works greeeeaaaat 🙌♥️🙌

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 24, 2019:

## I've met one too many of those gals.

So many pans and I'm cooking for one.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 24, 2019:

## It's depressing when the high point of Saturday night is removing the crud from the toilet.

WHEESHT .

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 23, 2019:

"First used in the 14th century, ‘wheesht’ has the handy bonus of being very adaptable. It can be used as a verb, a noun, and an interjection as in asking someone to ‘haud their wheesht’. Ironically, the word itself comes from adding more sounds to the original and widely-used command to ‘shh’, which acts as the root for the Scots word. It also features in English as ‘whisht’, but has fallen out of favour compared to its Scots counterpart." Source: https://www.scotsman.com/lifestyle-2-15039/scottish-word-of-the-week-wheesht-1-2897813 Unknown and therefore totally useless in my country.

I am 66 years old and was told I am too old to have sex with a 20 year old.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 22, 2019:

## There's a dirty joke about an old guy who got two twenty years old women. Later he said "I'm not wired for two twenty."

Any chance someone can get a bottle to me by tomorrow evening's party?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 22, 2019:

Source says "It’s expensive, like $120-400 for half a bottle."

I can no longer post pics from my Android phone to this site.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 22, 2019:

## It's one thing that's killing my travel groups. The admin doesn't want to fix the glitch and the end users don't want to jump through hoops to post their travel pictures.

Aaawwwwwwwwww. ❤❤❤😊

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 22, 2019:

## One reason I prefer cats is they come up to me and announce "Hello. You *may* love me now."

There is a guy on Match that I'm not really interested in meeting, maybe because I am 99.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 22, 2019:

## Tell him you'll be catching a ride with your butch girlfriend that weekend. She's got a load of tires in her 18 wheeler she's taking to Las Vegas. Backing up to the loading dock is **such** a pain. If he wants to meet both of you, you're on your own. 😟

The ultimate steam punk car. A 1941 Packard 8-Door Open Top Tour Bus.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 22, 2019:

## Doesn't it burn a shade of oil?

Stuck at home today while Kia Dealership works on my car.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 21, 2019:

## Bought a AAA policy. No more $100 tow bills. The catch is AAA doesn't pay tow companies well so you may have long waits before they show up. Otherwise, I'm a fan of AAA.

Ya think......

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 21, 2019:

## His loyal supporters is what worries me. They're not going away and they vote. It's proof to me about a third of the population refuses to watch the evening news and is totally clueless about their fellow citizens. They are easily frightened by problems that don't exist and endorse violent solutions to those who disagree with them. Dude, you want to talk scary? It makes me ashamed to be an American.

Take off your clothes...?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 21, 2019:

## Stealing.

yay! I remembered to post in the morning! (it's not like retired people have a lot to do.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 21, 2019:

## It's when a person retires, they find they have time for extensive gardening until their back kills them. It sad to see someone's big garden ruined by infirmity.

Today's cheese 🧀🧀🧀🧀

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 21, 2019:

## moan

What a dick

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 21, 2019:

## Not sure but isn't Santa about a decade old?

I put theses lifters on the greenhouse they open and close as the temperature changes.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 20, 2019:

## I'd love to have a dozen of those eggs.

[history.com] Harry Truman believed in Universal Health Care by a payroll tax. What happened?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 20, 2019:

According to your source: ". . . during a time of mounting fear of socialism, the American Medical Association (AMA) campaigned against the plan, concerned about doctors losing autonomy to government. "

Translation: That uncomfortable moment when you realize that you have to go on a diet.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 20, 2019:

## Thanks for the translation.

Trump is on record as saying "I am the POTUS and I can do anything I like without question"! Lets ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 20, 2019:

## Can you cite a source where he says that *on the record*?

They should pass these out at the white house!!!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 20, 2019:

## I want that shirt.

Trump Golf Course

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 20, 2019:

## Guests who aren't politically connected give Trump resort bad reviews along with the health department. The sign isn't far from the truth.

I'm a 85 year old new kid that enjoys meeting and chatting about many things.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 20, 2019:

## Done any overnight backpacking? I have a few groups dying for traffic.

Should have bought soap on a rope!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 20, 2019:

## If anyone in the administration goes to prison, it'll be a federal minium security country club prison. It won't be Sing Sing.

The question is no longer whether Trump did it — it’s whether he’ll get away with it | ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 20, 2019:

From the source: ". . . the only question that will matter is whether Republican senators have the courage to rebuke the president and his propagandists, whether they'll acknowledge the corruption staring them in the face, whether they'll place themselves on the right side of history or submit fully to the rising tide of authoritarianism consuming the Republican Party." I'm picking door #3.

TARRADIDDLE.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 20, 2019:

## > . . . pretentious nonsense; a silly story which is obviously untrue. For example "we've got baloney in our slacks." That's part of my favorite theme song for a cartoon show.

Yeah good luck with that Donny....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 20, 2019:

## Good luck with that. Sounds like an uncited satire.

"His utterly logical way of thought is Hitler's strength.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 20, 2019:

## lt comes in two volumes. They are door stopper tomes.

Baby Yoda da da da da da Baby Yoda da da da da da.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 19, 2019:

## Commenting on that last one is dangerous in these here parts, stranger.

My love affair with old cars continues 1937 Cadillac V Series 90 Hartmann Cabriolet Elegant 1938 ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 19, 2019:

## I wouldn't take them down the local rut roads. Very low ground clearance.

ANOTHER ONE!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 19, 2019:

## Not my species; not my problem.

Walter Reed takes a chance.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 19, 2019:

## Trump dictated a press release for them to say how youthful he is. Rumors are his blood vessels are getting so clogged he's likely to have a stint put in.

Going in the chatroom at 5:00 PM EST USA if anyone wants to chat........

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 19, 2019:

## Local new is on from 4 p.m. to 6:30 p.m. That's followed by a half hour national news broadcast. Won't be there.

What is being lonely?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 19, 2019:

## IRL conversation: In Real Life. As if there's Not In This Life conversation. It's the haunts of the castle Wot Ever talking to you for that other thing.

What is best in life?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 19, 2019:

## It's so rare to hear the enemies women lamentations. They get bellicose instead.

Copying Copyrighted Articles can get this site shut down.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 19, 2019:

>Open source must have . . . snappy patter.

Love Love Love.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 19, 2019:

>Am I a normal man?.. ## Are you sure you want an answer?

Follow up to my earlier post

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 19, 2019:

## Get out the boning knife (aka fillet knife). Us ugly mugglies need love.

Evening everyone. New to the and saying hello. Looking forward to meeting likeminded ladies.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 19, 2019:

## Got tired of arguing with the women with the unlike minds?

Thanks to all for all your well wishes.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 19, 2019:

## I'm an asthmatic battling a case of pnuemonia. I'm getting so little oxygen from clogged lungs, I'm staggering around. Nary a get well card from anyone. Petunia took me to the hospital twice. She made lassaunga that gave me the trots and dragged me in the drug store for prescription medication. The drugs weren't cheap and make me so nauseous it's hard to eat. Once the chicken breasts thaw out, I'll have to make my own chicken soup. Here's your tea. (_)? You have my sympathy. Don't get too close. There too many sniffles and coughing up flem over here.

Pretty good price.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 19, 2019:

## It took a while to realized the letter "s" had been blocked from view.

"Love Brings Up our Sh✳t—Messy, Complex & Beautiful.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 18, 2019:

## Yes your wildest bowel movements always surfaces. Shit floats. It also makes delightfully effective fertiziler for the flowers. If it's your cat's fecies, it makes for doggie snacks. Personally I'd rather not step in all the rich and stinky allegories the meadow muffin munching people* keep using about it. *If you don't know what a meadow muffin is, you don't know any prim and proper grandmothers.

Any single ladies from Edmonton Alberta Canada? I am looking for a possible Atheist girlfriend.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 18, 2019:

## Realistically, what you need to do is go back to your profile page and click on the icon that says "members near me." While you might not find a gal who is a member within the city limits you might find one in a nearby city with no interest in meeting you ever. But then, how would I know? You got nothing to lose and wild women to gain.

Made from salt.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 18, 2019:

## He's got an extra shaker of salt for that.

Any single ladies from Edmonton Alberta Canada? I am looking for a possible Atheist girlfriend.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 18, 2019:

## Oh, Erma. She's in a nursing home with her two cats.

Coffee, tea, vodks & orange juice... Whatever.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 18, 2019:

## When I wake up in a brain fog it's more like trying to figure out how to MAKE coffee. That's why I set up the machine the night before. Sometimes it's hard to remember "Turn switch to on." BTW, I just bought a coffee machine with a timer delay brew function so I can skip that step. At that point my brain fog thinks "This coffee. Me have coffee. Where coffee cup?" Once I'm full of coffee, I'm ready to deal with Petunia feeding requirements.

Your only as young as the woman you feel. —— Groucho Marx

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 18, 2019:

He was a hoot.

“ fuck you ,you fuck”. — unknown brooklynite after a fender bender

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 18, 2019:

## Uncouthness belies many a Yankee scoundral.

Happy Sunday Everyone.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 18, 2019:

## Women who have wanted me to buy them sexy undies had to settle with J.C. Penny. Nearest indoor malls for me are 30 miles away. The stores inside have been steadly dwindling off to the point it isn't worth the trip.

This is almost the truth

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 18, 2019:

## I have a cat that gives me that look.

After posting this: q:427005 I found this!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 17, 2019:

## Christians do their best to distance themselves from those type bible verses. It won't be in the Sunday sermon.

Hello. I wanna chat with some ladies.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 17, 2019:

## So, what's stopping you? Pick one of the gals out who contributes to discussions regularly. Those two factors mean you may get a response from a gal who likes to write and logs on often. It's common to find most people don't log on often and don't like to write. Check out her profile. Send her a message. Pick out a bunch of gals, send a bunch of messages. T'ain't gonna lie to you: it's going be hell of a lot of typing. Most of them will wonder who you are and ignore you. If you want them to hunt you down, contribute to the message bases frequently and contribute some snappy patter. That's what works for me. Of course I've found a few who'd like to snap my head off. That's because I'm a disagreeable cuss with a temporary spouse. I keep cooking for her and she won't leave. She yells at me a lot.

New best pick-up line in Marin..hi there..i have electricity.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 17, 2019:

## She might move in with you. I've lived through the hurricanes. The power might be out for more than a week. People with generators would put their TV on the front lawn and have parties for the neighborhood.

I'll get the ball rolling.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 16, 2019:

## Start looking at those pictures after several shots of tequila. Those rough looking women will start looking better. Honestly, I think what you're looking for women who are surrounded by admiring stud bunnies. They don't have problems with a selection of dating options because they're so dam cute. Looking for them on a dating site is like looking for the virgin whore. Grim news is most women look average. Ask yourself "Do I look like a stud bunny they want?"

When you need therapy but -

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 16, 2019:

## Why? Because if you start swinging a sword in public, they'll call in the cops for a long and fruitless chat. Further complications may arise.

A sample of memes from my secret vault of the spiciest memes.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 16, 2019:

## I'll see your memes and raise you.

The president intimidated a witness yesterday via Twitter while she was testifying before Congress ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 16, 2019:

## Why? As long as a person is working for the president, they're getting six figures. When he's out of office, they can become top paid lobbists because of all their top level political contacts. A case of screw the country, we'un's in the serious money biz.

I resent the term "needle".

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 16, 2019:

## How old is Nancy these days?

For the bloodthirsty sorts, lol.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 16, 2019:

## You can have my long sword. It requires too much room to swing indoors and is a pain to wear in a hoslter.

For the bloodthirsty sorts, lol.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 16, 2019:

## The Bowie knife (not pictured) is considered to be a short sword, typical of the Roman swords. I find it is more effective than a machette.

Now I want one.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 16, 2019:

## How could you get the cats to use a vape pen?

In order go camping, the first rule is get there.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 16, 2019:

## Thanks for clicking like on my post Amin1. I'm looking forward to travel tales in your country next.

Its just a matter of perspective

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 16, 2019:

## The punch line confuses me. I'd rather it stay that way. DON'T TELL ME!

Chutzpa noun Slang. audacity; nerve.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 16, 2019:

## It's Yiddish. You got the meaning right. I remember one Jewish author (Sam Levinson, RIP) who cited an example of man that had killed both parents and had the chutzpah to ask the judge for mercy because he was an orphan. Leo Rosten in The Joys of Yiddish defines chutzpah as "gall, brazen nerve, effrontery, incredible 'guts', presumption plus arrogance such as no other word and no other language can do justice to".

Turning in his grave

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 15, 2019:

## I should order that tombstone for myself. Petunia will be ignoring my last request to pushed off of a shrimp boat anyway.

Foster quotes Harris.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 15, 2019:

## Speak puppy. Speak!

So far so good! The Ambassador has a spine of steel!!! She has painted a very bad picture of what ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 15, 2019:

## Major correction FORMER ambassador. It sound like her firing was because she failed to lavish Trump with praise while she was in office.

I can't argue

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 15, 2019:

## According to the cannibals, the best part is the budding breasts of young teenage girls. The heart is a lean, tough dish best served diced with a stir fry. I am a repository of useless information.

Bring it Shaggy in a baggy

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 15, 2019:

## The mystery of the mystery machine was when did they ever put gasoline in it?

Isn't that what they say about God?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 15, 2019:

## Stealing it. Running away and laughing.

Exaptation: ”a trait, feature, or structure of an organism or taxonomic group that takes on a ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 15, 2019:

## I whip that word out when I need to confound the rabble before making my sinister escape. If you find burgomasters staggering about hazed, dazed and confused muttering "he said what?" you'll know I've been there.

Some mornings need a little more cream...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 15, 2019:

## Is espresso trying to talk me into a mass execution of the Trump admistration?

There is not a bank in the USA that will do business with dump truck Trump.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 14, 2019:

>What I can't figure out is how can the Republicans be so stupid . ## Odd you should ask. 1) It's largely political suicide to critize the head of your political party. If you do it anyway, you won't get much cooperation with members of your own party. 2) Trump verbal wrath upon Republicans who disagree with him. It doesn't matter if Trump does something crazy, the system works so members of his own party have to play along with him. I stand in awe of some of the things the Republicans have had to come up with to defend him.

2, 3, & 4 in that order & $1 for being non religious.. pretty much sums it up.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 14, 2019:

## Apparently it costs more than $5 to get a guy who cooks, cleans and does housework.

Did someone say drink?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 14, 2019:

## One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!

What are your political views all about? Do they include protecting the planet?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 14, 2019:

## There are a few people that need a good killing. As the Lord High Executor says: As some day it may happen that a victim must be found I've got a little list — I've got a little list Of society offenders who might well be underground And who never would be missed — who never would be missed! There's the pestilential nuisances who write for autographs — All people who have flabby hands and irritating laughs — All children who are up in dates, and floor you with 'em flat — All persons who in shaking hands, shake hands with you like that — And all third persons who on spoiling tête-á-têtes insist — They'd none of 'em be missed — they'd none of 'em be missed!

Today should be a national holiday! Unfortunately not, so I'm asking those of you who don't have to...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 13, 2019:

## Is dragon killing season already?

And another bites the dust!!! [washingtonpost.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 13, 2019:

"Before his announcement, 19 House Republicans had said they would not seek reelection, according to a tally by the House Press Gallery. By comparison, eight Democrats have announced they will not seek reelection."

Today should be a national holiday! Unfortunately not, so I'm asking those of you who don't have to...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 13, 2019:

## Today Trump was stripped of his citizenship and exiled to the Republic of Chad with 36 cents in his pocket. It was in all the fake news outlets. Dancing in the streets of Florida promptly followed, killing thousands of retirees from exhaustion. What did you kill out in those woods?

Remember...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 13, 2019:

## Learning curve on that one is downward.

Ottawa. This morning. (probably other places too, but I'm in Ottawa, so I said Ottawa.)

WonderWartHog99 comments on Nov 13, 2019:

## When I lived in Florida, Candian weather came with a laugh track.