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Dec 29, 2022Dec 2022

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Santosnocchio, a republican fairy tale for the next congress.

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Dec 29, 2022Dec 2022

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Speaking of calendars...

Dec 29, 2022Dec 2022

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It's time to just let go, people.

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Dec 29, 2022Dec 2022

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Dec 28, 2022Dec 2022

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Picture this, dunes as far as the eye can see...

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Dec 26, 2022Dec 2022

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Those chapsticks always give me hives, anyway.

Dec 26, 2022Dec 2022

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Nope, you sure can't. That's the whole point, I think.

Dec 26, 2022Dec 2022

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Just another day hanging from the tree.

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Dec 26, 2022Dec 2022

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Which came first? Here's the answer.

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Dec 25, 2022Dec 2022

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Ok, ok, my last four xmas cartoons.

Dec 25, 2022Dec 2022

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Angels can be SUCH drama queens. LOL

Dec 25, 2022Dec 2022

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Off-loading my xmas and seasonal inventory, part 2.

Dec 25, 2022Dec 2022

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Off-loading my winter and xmas inventory, part one.

Dec 25, 2022Dec 2022

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Season's treason, y'all.

Dec 24, 2022Dec 2022

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Bowl full of jelly? Who is that on the table?

Dec 24, 2022Dec 2022

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The deductible is a nice touch.

Dec 24, 2022Dec 2022

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May all your wishes come true. Wait, not you tubby.🤭

Dec 23, 2022Dec 2022

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Some people just can't say it....

Dec 23, 2022Dec 2022

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Nothing lasts forever, Benedict...

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Dec 23, 2022Dec 2022

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There is attitude and then there is positive attitude! Life is not the way it's supposed to be - it's the way it is. The way you cope with it is what makes the difference. After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject, the Navy fighter pilot ...

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Dec 22, 2022Dec 2022

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Dec 22, 2022Dec 2022

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Stick to the traditional fruit cake next year.

Dec 21, 2022Dec 2022

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Dad's xmas. sigh

Dec 21, 2022Dec 2022

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Pizza is a demanding discipline.

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Dec 21, 2022Dec 2022

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Worse than getting whacked?

Dec 20, 2022Dec 2022

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Get the Pine-Sol ready.

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Dec 20, 2022Dec 2022

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Remember, he doesn't HAVE to come back next year.

Dec 20, 2022Dec 2022

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"Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing." Salvador Dali

Dec 20, 2022Dec 2022

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Wait...350 are about the same sweepstakes that I've already won.

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Dec 20, 2022Dec 2022

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Tis the season!!

Dec 19, 2022Dec 2022

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Dietary restrictions on the fly.

Dec 19, 2022Dec 2022

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Dreading the doctor visit.

Dec 19, 2022Dec 2022

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They can each lift 100 times their own weight, ya know.

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Dec 19, 2022Dec 2022

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Seasonal greetings!

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Dec 17, 2022Dec 2022

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Should have gotten a frappuccino.

Dec 17, 2022Dec 2022

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The wine is always talking, you know?

Dec 17, 2022Dec 2022

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Ok, I got a Trump card cartoon of my own.

Dec 17, 2022Dec 2022

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Dec 17, 2022Dec 2022

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Plus they overcharged you for this anvil...

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Dec 16, 2022Dec 2022

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At least he went to the support group meeting.

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Dec 15, 2022Dec 2022

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Relationship clarity takes a little time.

Dec 15, 2022Dec 2022

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Probably one of his better solicitors..

Dec 14, 2022Dec 2022

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“When the last man who remembers the horrors of the last great war dies, the next great war becomes inevitable.” - Arnold Toynbee

Dec 13, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser

This is a common freelance dilemma.

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Dec 13, 2022Dec 2022

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Some people get better looking with age, but some never do.

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Dec 12, 2022Dec 2022

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In Moscow, a nun was standing on a corner waiting for a bus. A Russian soldier ran up to the nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt, I'll explain later.” The nun grudgingly agreed. A moment later, two Russian military...

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Dec 12, 2022Dec 2022

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Also, good paying jobs for deviled eggs.

Dec 10, 2022Dec 2022

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Us white guys can frequently miss the obvious. Sorry.

Dec 10, 2022Dec 2022

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I wonder if the people who make Sharpie are going to tell him to knock that shit off.

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Dec 10, 2022Dec 2022

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You have to love a thorough physician.

Dec 10, 2022Dec 2022

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Sometimes, two monsters simply grow apart.

Dec 10, 2022Dec 2022

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Oooo, signed copies!!

Dec 9, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser

I'll keep an eye out for ya!

Dec 9, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser

Cannons can backfire, ya know. Heh.

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Dec 8, 2022Dec 2022

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Just so there's a record of it.

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Dec 8, 2022Dec 2022

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No doubt looking for a gull friend.

Dec 6, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser

Even at the pearly gates, you gotta ask. LOL

Dec 6, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser

Gotta be the shoes. Heh.

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Dec 5, 2022Dec 2022

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Seasonal favorite.

Dec 3, 2022Dec 2022

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See, there's still a pole involved...

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Dec 3, 2022Dec 2022

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How did they understand each other?

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Dec 3, 2022Dec 2022

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Steve lived all his life in the Florida Keys and is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons are with him. He asks for two witnesses to be present, and a camcorder be in place to record his last ...

Dec 2, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser

Now THAT'S a watch dog.

Dec 2, 2022Dec 2022

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Dec 1, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser

Better than the guy who has to get the stool sample.

Dec 1, 2022Dec 2022

Posted by zeuser

Simple test, easy A. If you aren't a bigot, that is.

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Dec 1, 2022Dec 2022

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"F" for "Flooded".

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Nov 30, 2022Nov 2022

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Take it! - Yogi Berra

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Nov 30, 2022Nov 2022

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Ever wonder where the bees found flowers?

Nov 29, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser

Fine dining at MAGA Lardo.

Nov 29, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser

I bet you can use the same wheel for VRBO too.

Nov 29, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser

Looks better than the cotton candy on top now.

Nov 28, 2022Nov 2022

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Old habits die hard. In some cases, a LOT harder.

Nov 28, 2022Nov 2022

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Good strategy for any movie heroine.

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Nov 27, 2022Nov 2022

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Another reason the bible is full of shit.

Nov 26, 2022Nov 2022

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Who'd be interested, for one thing?

Nov 26, 2022Nov 2022

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A lie is as good as the truth if you can get someone to believe it.

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Nov 26, 2022Nov 2022

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Sorry, he doesn't ring a bell.

Nov 26, 2022Nov 2022

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Sometimes, you just have to knock it off.

Nov 26, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser

Looney tunes both here and abroad. Not funny, just looney.

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Nov 25, 2022Nov 2022

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Can't even get a beer to celebrate.

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Nov 24, 2022Nov 2022

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Edible is better than crypto. Happy Thanksgiving, you big bunch of heathens!

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Nov 23, 2022Nov 2022

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Imagine an electric carving knife in the shower scene. Happy Thanksgiving, y'all!

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Nov 23, 2022Nov 2022

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Some sound holiday advice from your favorite Auntie.

Nov 22, 2022Nov 2022

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I wonder if they employ any C Pee A's.

Nov 22, 2022Nov 2022

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Strong women don't worry about shit like this. Thank goodness.

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Nov 22, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser

Music can be infectious.

Nov 22, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser

Ask any beta tester.

Nov 22, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser

New house of reps logo, and an old commercial that Moscow Mitch can star in.

Nov 21, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser

Hear me out. It’s one explanation.

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Nov 21, 2022Nov 2022

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Can you find them all?

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Nov 21, 2022Nov 2022

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Vlad the inhaler. I'll let myself out.

Nov 21, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser

Should have joined the union.

Nov 21, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser

The latest in criminal defense strategies.

Nov 20, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser

The first draft hits the spot, though.

Nov 20, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser

Shining us on once again.

Nov 16, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser

Word of the day, via Occupy Democrats. .

Nov 16, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser

A one-track mind always stays on the same track.

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Nov 15, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser

Thrill me, don't bill me!

Nov 14, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser

Jim Wright breaks the election results down in his Stonekettle Station Facebook page post. --- Was it the racism? The misogyny? The homophobia? The goosestepping fascism? The gleeful cruelty? The seething hate? The weird obsession with drag queens? ...

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