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Just for Laughs

Dec 29, 2020Dec 2020

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Testing the power of prayer. In this case, might be worth a shot. === In church last Sunday, I heard a sweet elderly lady in a nearby pew saying a prayer under her breath, but loud enough that I could hear her praying. She was so innocent and ...

General & Hellos

Dec 29, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

Just a reminder that some things are true no matter what year it is.

Just for Laughs

Dec 25, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

Hey, happy nothing, ya buncha atheists! :)

Just for Laughs

Dec 24, 2020Dec 2020

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Just hang on, let's check the odometers on both of the them first.

Just for Laughs

Dec 20, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

All holiday lore is based on fact.

Just for Laughs

Dec 18, 2020Dec 2020

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When it snows in Philly, the need to set boundaries intensifies.

Just for Laughs

Dec 17, 2020Dec 2020

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Art majors, this one's for you.

Just for Laughs

Dec 15, 2020Dec 2020

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Elf on a shelf? Hah! Go to Canada!

Dec 12, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

Honestly, this is probably at least as good as all the other ideas.

Dec 12, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. Herbert Spencer

Just for Laughs

Dec 11, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

Sometimes, the myths can work in your favor.

Just for Laughs

Dec 11, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

Time to put the damn elf to work.

Just for Laughs

Dec 10, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

This could be an issue. This is a work of fiction intended to be taken as a joke. wink

Just for Laughs

Dec 10, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

My guess would be a new tablet. LOL

Just for Laughs

Dec 9, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

Now watch what I do with your offer.

Just for Laughs

Dec 9, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

The truth hurts. Sometimes. On Christmas Eve, Nathan thought it would be nice to buy his wife a little gift for the next day. Always short of money, he thought long and hard about what that present might be. Unable to decide, Nathan went to the ...

Just for Laughs

Dec 7, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

I know we are mostly agnostics and atheists here, but this is funny. :) Three Pilots at the Pearly Gates A Christmas Story Three pilots died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. Saint Peter said, 'In honor of this holy...

Just for Laughs

Dec 6, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

Annoying habit.

Just for Laughs

Dec 6, 2020Dec 2020

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I think we can all relate.

Dec 4, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

This guy is an appellate litigator admitted to practice in California, the Ninth Circuit and the U.S. Supreme Court. This is a very clear discussion of the options in front of the talking yam. Long, but interesting. Jay Kuo htSpSon4soirhed · As ...

Dec 1, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

Strategy session with the boss.

Just for Laughs

Dec 1, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

The not-so-secret life of plants.

Dec 1, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

Maybe this will work, ya think?

Dec 1, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

Maybe this will work, ya think?

Nov 29, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

Son, this brings up some bad memories for me.

Nov 29, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

Ok, it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

Nov 27, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

An example of how, sometimes, conspiracy theories can be helpful.

General & Hellos

Nov 26, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! I've found that the less I expect, the more thankful I am. For all the people who have given to me who I will never know about, I am especially thankful. Enjoy the food and the traditions and each other today. Be well and ...

Nov 23, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

Is this a trick? If not, it's about time.

Just for Laughs

Nov 22, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

The struggle is real.for all of us.

Nov 21, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

I'm not sure if this qualifies as a quote, it's pretty long. But I thought y'all would like. Mod, please tell me if this is inappropriate and I will delete. Kurt Vonnegut: When I was 15, I spent a month working on an archeological dig. I was ...

Just for Laughs

Nov 21, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

Thanksgiving at the Disney staff party.

Just for Laughs

Nov 21, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

Before the coin shortage, there was this.

Nov 20, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

Ahhh, Calvin was involved! Now this makes sense to me.🤣🤣🤣🤪

Just for Laughs

Nov 19, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

It's the time of year for creative holiday crafts.

Just for Laughs

Nov 17, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

This is a phenomenon with which I believe we all have some experience.

Nov 17, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

He's onto something here.

Nov 14, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

Just about two more months of this creeper.

Just for Laughs

Nov 13, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

Come on, it's funny. ;)

Nov 13, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

Philly is already loaded with historical sites. They know how to do plaques and markers, and have a reverence for hallowed ground. LOL

Nov 12, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

Hey, who likes haiku?

Nov 10, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

Yeeesh, what a mess!

Nov 8, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

This is one of my high school classmates with her mom standing in front of Joe Biden's childhood home in Scranton, about a mile and a half from where I grew up. Yesterday, there was a parade of folks who showed up on N. Washington Ave., like my ...

Nov 7, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

Ok, now, everybody! With feeling this time! NA NA NA NA - NA NA NA NA - HEY HEY - GOODBYE!

Just for Laughs

Nov 7, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

Important musical tip for pipers.

Nov 5, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by zeuser

A related but equally shocking development.

Oct 30, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by zeuser

No, no, no, you dimwitted nazi, you don't, I repeat you DO NOT, fuck with Philly when we vote.

Just for Laughs

Oct 29, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by zeuser

Follow me for more holiday cooking tips.

Just for Laughs

Oct 27, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by zeuser

A wall full of truth and humor.

Just for Laughs

Oct 19, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by zeuser

Who's the butt of this joke?

Just for Laughs

Oct 15, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by zeuser

Literate humor. An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars. • A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening ...

Oct 14, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by zeuser

All the best endorsements.

Just for Laughs

Oct 14, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by zeuser

Some mail is never delayed.

Just for Laughs

Oct 11, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by zeuser

This is a venerable old joke that came up again recently. A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them. "Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of ...

Oct 1, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by zeuser

It's worth a try.

Sep 30, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by zeuser

Y'all see this?

Just for Laughs

Sep 26, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by zeuser

Who's ready for Christmas?

Just for Laughs

Sep 26, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by zeuser

We should all take pride in our job.

Just for Laughs

Sep 26, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by zeuser

I'd say he's an upstanding citizen. Key quote: Gagne, a woodworker and a carpenter by trade, says he's quite proud of his penis, which he describes as having the "the proper mushroom curvature on the tip" and "balls are properly sack-like."...

Sep 22, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by zeuser

Strictly speaking, this isn't about Trump per se, but he is looking for a civil war, and I think this group will like it. Mods, please delete if you think it's not appropriate for this group. DEAR RED STATES... WE'VE DECIDED WE'RE LEAVING. Dear Red...

Just for Laughs

Sep 21, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by zeuser

Do you feel lucky? Well do you? Punk?

Sep 18, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by zeuser

I wonder. Does he have to go into quarantine for 2 weeks?

Sep 16, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by zeuser

This is someone's opinion, i doubt it's true of all his supporters, but it does sound accurate for a bunch of them. Sad, scary, and a problem that is not going to "magically disappear". Posted on another liberal FB site: Dana: Disturbing but it has...

Sep 16, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by zeuser

This is a good tip for people who want to make new friends but not really.

Sep 11, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by zeuser

I guess when you forge all kinds of other things, it seems like what you are supposed to do. Har Har.

Sep 7, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by zeuser

Specificity can be very instructive. And entertaining.

Sep 4, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by zeuser

Snoop Dog precursor.

Sep 2, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by zeuser

Criminal Don visits Kenosha, and nobody can figure out why. Key quote: “Trump knows he needs to win Wisconsin in order to stay president and not go to jail, but since Trump doesn’t really understand what the president does, there’s an odd ...

Aug 31, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by zeuser

Take THAT you "science" nerds. LOL

Aug 28, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by zeuser

Every swimmer needs, at the very least, one working hose.

Aug 23, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by zeuser

Aug 22, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by zeuser

Some scary stuff from the master of cold horror.

Aug 19, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by zeuser

OK, this is a little snarky.

Aug 18, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by zeuser

It's amazing what you can do with make up.

Aug 13, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by zeuser

You wouldn't worry so much about what others think of you if you realized how seldom they do. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Aug 4, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by zeuser

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde

Aug 2, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by zeuser

"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson

Aug 1, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by zeuser

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

Jul 30, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by zeuser

I stole these. But then again, I usually steal the stuff I post here. SIMPLE TRUTH 1: Lovers help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story -- In life, no one helps you once you're screwed....

Jul 30, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by zeuser

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow

Jul 26, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by zeuser

With so many sporting events cancelled, they’re having to televise the World Origami Championship… It’s on Paperview. I'll let myself out.

Jul 12, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by zeuser

This is just too good to be a coincidence.

Jul 11, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by zeuser

So our douche-cannon POTUS decided it's a good idea, after 135,000 or so deaths and record breaking numbers of new cases daily, to wear a mask. Too bad those 135,000 will never see him in his fucking mask, but I bet he complains that nobody is ...

Jul 2, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by zeuser

This is not strictly speaking a direct Trump analysis. But even though it's long, I recommend that y'all read it. Some of the people you thought were bad actually are. Some others you didn't think were so bad, well, take a look at the article. ...

Jun 30, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by zeuser

Now this has some appeal. Also, I think I've seen some of her films. LOL

Jun 29, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by zeuser

Sign makers seem to be having a boom in their industry.

Jun 28, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by zeuser

I'm guessing they generated a number of his tweets as well.

Jun 28, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by zeuser

A lesson in the biological science of insects.

Jun 25, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by zeuser

You'll have some problems getting the Eagles fans onboard with that "go both teams" stuff during the Cowboys game.

Just for Laughs

Jun 19, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by zeuser

Who remembers this golden oldie from Alvin and the Chipmunks? 🤣

Jun 19, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by zeuser

I enjoyed, more or less, how our "president" told the mayor of Tulsa, who wisely imposed a curfew prior to the big rally tomorrow, to "read the constitution!" It reminded me of this gem from 2017, when Stable G tried to read Article II in front of a ...

Jun 17, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by zeuser

See? I can be cute and apolitical if I want.

Just for Laughs

Jun 13, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by zeuser

Here's another joke from my AI buddy Amy. "My sister bet me a hundred dollars that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!" Amy is getting better at timing. She split this into two ...

Jun 12, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by zeuser

Let me at em, let me at em! Where's my diet coke?

Just for Laughs

Jun 12, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by zeuser

I've been fooling around with an AI. I asked her to tell me a joke, and she came up with this one. I just bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping all day. I thought it was pretty ...

Just for Laughs

Jun 11, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by zeuser

Ask for a slice of tomato. C'mon, I dare you.

Jun 11, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by zeuser

I'm out of town to see my old dad, so I may not be able to keep up with the posts and responses. But I couldn't help but point out that I support the republican platform. Wanna know why? Take a look. Isn't that special? C'mon now, isn't it? LOL ...

Jun 6, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by zeuser

I can understand Republicans not supporting the imbecile's re-election, but some of them are surprising even me.

Jun 6, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by zeuser

Nobody wants to go to the talking yam's convention. Har har.

Jun 3, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by zeuser

You tell em, Stable G!

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