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Jul 31, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Some cronies of the former guy in the spotlight.

Jul 30, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

I've heard the actual oval office isn't that big, so this might work out for him.

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Jul 30, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

For the record, I've been the problem more than once.

Jul 30, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

That's just how my memory rolls.

Jul 30, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

It's all rigged.

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Jul 29, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

She uses those drumsticks like they were part of her.

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Jul 28, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Don't believe the hype!

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Jul 27, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

It's about time!

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Jul 26, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Going for 2 out of 3 won't help after the first round.

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Jul 26, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

And is this stardust I see here?!

Jul 25, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

One more for my pal, and orange-tinted crony, Josh, who really does understand the mob.

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Jul 25, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Shouldn't have put the money in crypto-currency.

Jul 24, 2022Jul 2022

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Jul 24, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Cronies and criminals, traitors and masturbaters.

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Jul 24, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Like he's smart enough to do that.

Jul 24, 2022Jul 2022

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Jul 23, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Interpreting book review blurbs.

Jul 21, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

You'd think it would be the feet, am I right?

Jul 21, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Not damp, moist. Clammy, that's better.

Jul 21, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Set your VCR now before you forget.

Jul 20, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

More people need to understand this. “It is never my custom to use words lightly. If twenty-seven years in prison have done anything to us, it was to use the silence of solitude to make us understand how precious words are and how real speech is ...

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Jul 20, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Give my regards to Broadway!

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Jul 19, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

I can understand this diagram.

Jul 19, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Yoo hoooo! Merrrrrriiiiiickk! Got a present for you!

Jul 19, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

I think Springsteen did it first.

Jul 19, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Yep, a simple lack of character, that's all. I need to re-read Catch-22, it's been decades.

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Jul 17, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

How many more are you expecting?

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Jul 17, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

This great if you are a naturally talented cheater.

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Jul 16, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Got to get them all. 😉

Jul 16, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Sometimes, I don't want to be a good boy either.

Jul 16, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Dope with a rope.

Jul 15, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Co-conspirators are fair game here in the pinata, no?

Jul 15, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

I always wondered where that sobriquet originated...

Jul 15, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

How I crave seeing this classless traitor behind bars.

Jul 14, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Wake up, sheeple!

Jul 14, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Ketchup throwing as a spectator sport, and some lying SCOTUS memes.

Jul 14, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Sendak was a visionary, it seems.

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Jul 13, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Wait till he sees the bill.

Jul 13, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Next step, acquire wisdom.

Jul 13, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Next step, acquire wisdom.

Jul 13, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Luckily, I speak fluent dumb from years of practice talking to proselytizers..

Jul 13, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

I posted these in just for laughs by mistake, I meant to post them here! It's early, haven't had coffee yet.

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Jul 13, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Run, tubby, run.

Jul 12, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

You gotta go pretty deep...

Jul 12, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

He can’t quit, can he?

Jul 12, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

“A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Jul 12, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Looks like we gonna do some blood soil soakin' over here now. In fact,we've already started.

Jul 12, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Super size it, please.

Jul 12, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

The blades are spinning...

Jul 11, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

I told you NOT to put seeds in the bird feeder.

Jul 11, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Yep, just about finished.

Jul 11, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

We see this more every day now.

Jul 10, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Found this right after I posted the last one. As far as I can tell, it is absolutely spot on accurate.

Jul 10, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

...and you backed into the spot - awesome dude!

Jul 10, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Looking back at the day he took his oaf.

Jul 9, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

How low can you go?

Jul 9, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

At least dubya had a "strategery". LOL

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Jul 9, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

I wanna see who can use their tongue like that.

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Jul 7, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

I'd sign up for that day drinking gig.

Jul 7, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Judicial legacy of our boy and the new meanings of the word freedom.

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Jul 7, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

That was a close one, Bullwinkle!

Jul 6, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

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Jul 6, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Knock it off you guys, it's hurricane season right now ya know.

Jul 6, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Are you strapped, or did you forget to strap up?

Jul 6, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Can he pull another Houdini?

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Jul 4, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Some dips in the road coming up.

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Jul 3, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

But he's got such a nice vibrato.

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Jul 3, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Some guidelines for my stateside heathens. Happy 4th! 😏

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Jul 2, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Rust in pieces.

Jul 2, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Next time, just bring potato salad, ok?

Jul 2, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

I used to take a Tootsie Pop in the car for my kids when they pulled this kind of crap.

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Jul 1, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

Quick thinking.

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Jul 1, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by zeuser

In the long run, we're ALL dead.

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Jun 30, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

So much progress to reverse, so little time.

Jun 30, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

I think 13 is cerulean blue, if that helps.

Jun 30, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Some new merch! Visit our site today!

Jun 30, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

"When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.” Eric Hoffer

Jun 29, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Mmm, spaghetti. 😉

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Jun 29, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

My cow has fleas...

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Jun 28, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Unlike snap and crackle, pop can be fatal.

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Jun 27, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

An oldie but worth another look. Kids shoot straight with you, no punches pulled. Rules of Marriage, as described by kids 1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? -You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she ...

Jun 26, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

On the bright side, this does save a lot of time and money.

Jun 26, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

I feel that the recent gun festival and forced-birth rulings are the orange insurrectionist's legacy, so I am hanging all of this vitriol around his mangina-floppy neck. Honorable mention: Moscow Mitch and the entire fucking catholic church, ...

Jun 25, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Spread your wings, little plane.

Jun 25, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Some pictures of the orange insurrectionist and some of his favorite toadies and dupes.

Jun 23, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

I suggest small talk.

Jun 23, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Ya gotta feel it in your heart.

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Jun 23, 2022Jun 2022

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Jun 22, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Why not make it a monthly donation?

Jun 22, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Why not make it a monthly donation?

Jun 22, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Well, confederate generals were wasps, and they were dicks too, so.....

Jun 22, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Hey! Hey Merrick! Are you awake?

Jun 21, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

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Jun 20, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Lawn darts too, though I sort of miss those.

Jun 20, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

You gotta take every opportunity. Before they run out of money.

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Jun 20, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

Dads are SUPPOSED to tell the same joke over and over. It's in the rule book!

Jun 19, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

I prefer "briskly strolling".

Jun 19, 2022Jun 2022

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Jun 18, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

He's not on mute, it looks like he's trapped in a glass box!

Jun 18, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by zeuser

He's got to be brave. rolling my eyes

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