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Nov 14, 2022Nov 2022

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Just for Laughs

Nov 13, 2022Nov 2022

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Paint what you know.

Nov 13, 2022Nov 2022

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You never see this on CSI.

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Nov 13, 2022Nov 2022

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You never see this on CSI.

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Nov 12, 2022Nov 2022

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Ramma lamma ding dong vobiscum.

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Nov 11, 2022Nov 2022

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Should have used condominiums.

Nov 10, 2022Nov 2022

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Stroke, Natasha, stoke!

Nov 10, 2022Nov 2022

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You don't understand "spangle them"?

Just for Laughs

Nov 10, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser

Good prediction.

Nov 9, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser

"Every one of us is precious in the cosmic perspective. If a human disagrees with you, let him live. In a hundred billion galaxies, you will not find another." Carl Sagan

Nov 9, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser

Just a little snarky gloating. 😜

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Nov 8, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser

Especially if the bears are above average.

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Nov 6, 2022Nov 2022

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Not as judgmental as a philly guy seeing what they call a cheesesteak anyplace south of the Mason-Dixon line.

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Nov 5, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser

Sort of a box lunch.

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Nov 5, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser

Dangerous voting in the desert.

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Nov 4, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser

But he rubs me the wrong way...

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Nov 3, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser

The spine is integral to good health. Nothing derivative about that.

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Nov 2, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser

At least it wasn't the geek.

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Nov 1, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser

First the copy editor, then the censor.....

Nov 1, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by zeuser

Well, we can eliminate Brainiac as the Trump surrogate here, so that leaves Donald J Bizzarro.

Oct 31, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Happy Halloween, y'all!

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Oct 31, 2022Oct 2022

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Oct 29, 2022Oct 2022

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We all have our strengths and weaknesses.

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Oct 29, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Seasonal stuff - starting with a lesser known Frankenstein movie...

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Oct 24, 2022Oct 2022

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How many DNA samples did this guy have to send in?

Oct 24, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Rafael Cruz decided it would be a great idea to watch the Astros play the Yankees in the Bronx. They gave him that old Bronx hospitality. 😜🤣⚾

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Oct 23, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Language can be tricky.

Oct 21, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Happy MAGAween, y'all! LOL

Oct 21, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Nothing wrong with a little something just for me. LOL

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Oct 21, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Smells a little like antelope, but somehow wrong. And I ain't lion.

Oct 21, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

I wonder about the secret service these days, but the hotel scam is an in-your-face example of corruption.

Oct 21, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Oh boy. Never thought I'd say this, but much worse than Sarah Palin. A New York Times reporter confirmed rumors that Donald Trump is considering Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) as his running mate, should he launch a 2024 presidential campaign....

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Oct 21, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Sometimes you just need a small prompt to say the right thing.

Oct 20, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Ok, who had the one with no onions? This is the last of my vacation backlog. Y'all can relax now. ;)

Oct 20, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

I wonder what they'd do if I asked for some foamy shit on the top.

Oct 20, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

I'd go with a nice malbec, but that's just me.

Oct 20, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

No shortage of chumps.

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Oct 20, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Fall and Halloween cartoon fest.

Oct 18, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

This one is for you, you traitorous shitstain.

Oct 18, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

The diavolo pizza will hurt you, trust me. ;)

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Oct 18, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Black cat boogie.

Oct 16, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Y'all ready for Halloween, ladies?

Oct 15, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Personally, I can't pass up a good creme brulee either.

Oct 15, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Corvids are such comedians.

Oct 15, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

All in the presentation and pitch.

Oct 15, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Halloween zoom.

Oct 15, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

I've been out of town, so I'm gonna clear some of the log jam.

Oct 15, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

You can feed 'em tofu, but no big macs.

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Oct 12, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

This just in. 😜

Oct 12, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Uh oh, spill risk.

Oct 12, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

He should have gotten the extended warranty.

Oct 12, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

I'm not honkin'. Are you honkin'?

Oct 11, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

A seasonal second wave.

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Oct 11, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Smells funny, too.

Oct 10, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

When you can't find your size, I guess this is what's left.

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Oct 10, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

When you expect too much from AI. It was a good day, there's a second batch on the way.

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Oct 8, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Well, if you eliminate all the other things, what's left is what is causing it.

Oct 8, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Good enough is never good enough.

Oct 8, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Looks like he grabbed a good one.

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Oct 7, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

I wonder if that place is called "The Belfry"?

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Oct 6, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Any Marvel fans out there?

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Oct 6, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Technically, she can't be a bonehead..

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Oct 6, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

From one of my Irish homies. THE IRISH PROSTITUTE An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cursed her heavily. 'Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't...

Oct 4, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Everyone knows about batshit, but did you know.... I considered posting the last one in the Trump Pinata group, but switched it to here.

Oct 4, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Not even a peep out of Moscow Mitch. What a bunch of wussies. As for Barry, well, he who laughs last and everything....

Oct 4, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

OK, this is a little snarky, but I laughed. 😏

Oct 3, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

"Seven blunders of the world that lead to violence: wealth without work, pleasure without conscience, knowledge without character, commerce without morality, science without humanity, worship without sacrifice, politics without principle." -Mahatma...

Just for Laughs

Oct 3, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

You can try. Most flies actually prefer poop.

Oct 2, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

STILL your go to source for cheesy puns and bathroom humor. ;)

Oct 2, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Hey, if it works for declassification, it should work for anything, right?

Oct 2, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Now it's a shoulda woulda coulda list.

Oct 2, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Get the restaurant-sized bottle.

Oct 1, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Physics for bird lovers.

Oct 1, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by zeuser

Seriously, Ian, geez.

Just for Laughs

Sep 30, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Stole this from Jim Wright's Stonekettle Station. This is what we usually get anymore.

Sep 30, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

A good way to trigger an "airport incident".

Sep 30, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Follow your tailor's advice, counselor!

Sep 29, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

I'd be inclined to go along too.

Sep 29, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Throwback Thursday, hurricane edition.

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Sep 27, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Head towards the cheese, prole.

Sep 27, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Names have power.

Sep 27, 2022Sep 2022

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Sep 27, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Cockroach politics.

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Sep 26, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Even lacking that sign, they would figure that out PDQ.

Sep 26, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Take special care with the wording of your profile.

Sep 26, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

MAGA Halloween.

Sep 25, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Bebop arctic expedition.

Sep 25, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Hello! (echoes hello hello hello hello)

Sep 24, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Don't lose him!

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Sep 24, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Cat + sharpie = Bad News

Sep 23, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

From the Roadkill Cafe and Lounge, no doubt.

Sep 23, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

When all you have is a hammer....

Sep 23, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Easy to do, even when taking a dump.

Sep 22, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Pretty big window.

Sep 22, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Mobilizing an "army" of lunatics.

Sep 20, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Here's one for your face, too.

Sep 20, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Clearly just a difference of opinion on storage options. RME

Just for Laughs

Sep 18, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Guy: It hurts when I go like this. Quack on the web: Don't go like that.

Sep 18, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Give this guy a diet coke and send him to a federal penitentiary.

Just for Laughs

Sep 18, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by zeuser

Waiters, don't spill the beans.

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