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Jul 4, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

I often wondered about air support during the revolution.

Just for Laughs

Jul 3, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

I'm not touching you...

Jul 1, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

The cartoonist got fired for this. You all can guess who should be fired. :-(

Jul 1, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

Just for Laughs

Jun 30, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

Don't be selfish...

Jun 26, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

One ringy dingy...

Jun 24, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

"A stupid man's report of what a clever man says, can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand." Bertrand Russell, A History of Western Philosophy -AMV

Jun 23, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

Now, for some local fauna..

Jun 18, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

Things are getting a little soggy in Orlando. What smells worse than a wet bigot?

Jun 17, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

Fake landslide...

Jun 16, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

A lovely, touching sentiment on Father's Day from your favorite asshole....

Jun 15, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

Stormy has a point..

Just for Laughs

Jun 13, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

Gotta love someone trying new things...

Just for Laughs

Jun 13, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

And it looks like the right one...

Just for Laughs

Jun 12, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

One of the mysteries of faith...

Jun 12, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

Maybe there's something to this reincarnation stuff.

Just for Laughs

Jun 10, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

How much effort would it really take?

Jun 9, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

Interplanetary conversation..

Just for Laughs

Jun 9, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

Food for thought, um, maybe not..

Jun 8, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

Everybody is saying so...

Jun 7, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

Meanwhile, inside of that numb skull...

Just for Laughs

Jun 6, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

I almost posted this to the Trump Pinata group. But we're still looking for the floor there.

Jun 5, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

Hmm, it doesn't look like there's a lot of traffic here. Well, I've been in Cary for 32 and a half years, which is about half my life, so I feel very much at home. Cary is an unusual place. There are a lot of foreign nationals here who work in high ...

Jun 5, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

He keeps the coloring books on Air Force One.

Just for Laughs

Jun 4, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

'roid rage gonna happen here in 3, 2, 1.....

Just for Laughs

Jun 1, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by zeuser

If you want a great ball player...

May 31, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

Not sure if he can take this lying down either.

Just for Laughs

May 31, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

Did you know...

May 27, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

The rest of us ought to take time today to remember our fallen and honor their sacrifice.

May 26, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

Go ahead, you photoshop guys give it a try.

May 26, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

Never expected this to happen, did you? Waaahahaha

Just for Laughs

May 23, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

It IS getting late.

May 21, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

Well, well. Look who's hearing the appeal.

Community Senate

May 16, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

@admin @sitesupport - I'm getting this from javascript when I try to reply to comments. about:blankblocked Worked earlier today. It's 10:30 or so EDT here.

Just for Laughs

May 12, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

Explain this away, Pat Robertson.

Just for Laughs

May 11, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

Salvation is possible for atheists and agnostics.

May 8, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

Somebody has to say the idea before it catches on, right?

May 8, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

I've stop trying; it never works.

Just for Laughs

May 8, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

On the other hand, the door is not complaining.

Just for Laughs

May 5, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

Stealing this for cinco de Mayo.. A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "uno, dos..." poof .... He disappeared without a tres!!! I'm here all week. Try the chimichangas.

Just for Laughs

May 5, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

General & Hellos

May 4, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

I am picking the 7-8-15 three horse exacta box for the derby later today. Who do y'all like?

May 3, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

Good chance there is a bit of moisture there.

May 2, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

A little history Bill Barr ought to keep in mind.

May 1, 2019May 2019

Posted by zeuser

Two sides of the excretory process.

Just for Laughs

Apr 28, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

I guess there could be a bronze for a 3 way.

Apr 27, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

Sometimes, it's useful to break things down for a certain audience.

Just for Laughs

Apr 26, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

Technically, I couldn't post this to the Quotes group, though I considered it.

General & Hellos

Apr 22, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

Many thanks to the operators of this site for my stylish t-shirt and cool pen. You guys are all right with me. 8-)

Just for Laughs

Apr 21, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

Now let me get this straight...

Just for Laughs

Apr 20, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

Oreos would be perfect.

Apr 16, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

Well just what the hell, Alabama?

Apr 13, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

Have you ever seen these guys in the same room? Just sayin'.

Apr 12, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

That strawberry business...

Apr 10, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

You can see this coming.

Apr 10, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

This sounds like a franchising opportunity.

Just for Laughs

Apr 10, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

Just downloaded the latest version, too.

Just for Laughs

Apr 6, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

And he had 5 solid minutes of material too. 8-)

Apr 5, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

Silly me, I ignored the warnings.

Just for Laughs

Apr 5, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

They never did figure it out either.

Just for Laughs

Apr 5, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

This is funny, but it has an important embedded message.

Just for Laughs

Apr 4, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

This can happen if you give your life to cheeses.

Just for Laughs

Apr 3, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

This is satire, but you know, it's not a bad idea.

Just for Laughs

Apr 3, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by zeuser

Checking to see if he knows one of them?

Just for Laughs

Mar 30, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by zeuser

The truth can sometimes be the wrong way to go.

Mar 30, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by zeuser

Here's a delightful coincidence, we're tired of his lard ass too!

Mar 30, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by zeuser

The white house lawyers are going over the Mueller report verrry carefully.

Community Senate

Mar 30, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by zeuser

Good job @SiteSupport for fixing the reaction glitch. That was quick for a Saturday. 8-)

Mar 29, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by zeuser

Give the guy a chance to explain himself, ok?

Mar 29, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by zeuser

Hmmm, I detect a pattern across the decades.

Mar 29, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by zeuser

Surprised the hell out of me!

Mar 14, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by zeuser

I thought for a fleeting second that our putz junior Senator here in North Kackalacky had grown a pair and a conscience. Nope.

Mar 1, 2019Mar 2019

Posted by zeuser

Looks like somebody had a plan, and somebody didn't.

Feb 28, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by zeuser

You could, I guess, make this case. But I like people who didn't get shot down, ok?

Feb 26, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by zeuser

This is a good idea for doing an end run around the silly electoral college that evidently is picking up some steam.

Feb 24, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by zeuser

Sure he lies, but how many different ways, and what is he trying to accomplish with each one? Good analysis of a more effective way to report the lies, bullshitting, and gaslighting.

Feb 19, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by zeuser

Fake, through and through.

Feb 19, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by zeuser

Martha Stewart is ok in my book.

General & Hellos

Feb 14, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by zeuser

I know the people who do this won't care, and I really don't care either except I don't like shortcut cheating. But my policy now is if I see a post from someone, and that individual makes sure he or she is the first one to comment on their own ...

Jan 10, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by zeuser

Though not strictly related to the overweight orange buffoon, I did get out to see "Vice" the other day. A good reminder that this isn't the first trainwreck republican administration this century. And it also is a good review of guys like Pence and ...

Jan 10, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by zeuser

Shit is getting real here in North Kackalacky. The state went for the orangesicle in 2016, but I'm gonna guess he is losing some votes now. And the governor is a Democrat anyway, so why worry, right?

Jan 9, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by zeuser

While they say it's not likely to happen, this would be another shot to the foot by "president" stable genius.

Jan 2, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by zeuser

It's a metaphor. It's a shtick.

Dec 31, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by zeuser

Recruiting trick.

Music, Movies & Books

Dec 24, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by zeuser

It's Christmas in Carolina, it's Christmas all over the place. 8-)

Dec 23, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by zeuser

Dec 15, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by zeuser

This is a good and pretty funny piece detailing just what happened with the talking yam and his accidentally successful bid for public office.

Dec 14, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by zeuser

Well, this is interesting. Who do you think testified? Pence looked like he had a lot on his mind the other day, for example.

Dec 11, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by zeuser

Did you guys get a chance to see President Deal Maker get hopelessly outwitted and completely played on his shutdown threat by the two top Dems? Pence was about as useful as he always is, just kind of looked at his hands.

Silly, Random & Fun

Dec 5, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by zeuser

We may have some cause for optimism.

Nov 7, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by zeuser

So what happens to Keebler stock now, up or down? Heh.

Nov 4, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by zeuser

I wish I could claim credit.

Religion & Spirituality

Nov 1, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by zeuser

Pretty small chance.

Oct 30, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by zeuser

The next claim by the current administration that is backed by facts, objective research, and evident reality will be the FiRST claim by the current administration that is backed by facts, objective research, and evident reality. Discuss.

Oct 9, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by zeuser

I just want to put this out here first, because you never know, she might be reading these posts. Ms. Taylor Swift, if you are in the Raleigh NC area, I will gladly meet with you and buy you a drink to thank you for your recent endorsements. Any ...

Oct 4, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by zeuser

Well, I went to see Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 11/9 today. Y'all oughta go see it. It was not two hours of trashing the current potus, though there is some of that. It also looks at the entirety of American politics, and not everyone you thought of ...

Sep 19, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by zeuser

Well, I liked it.

Sep 11, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by zeuser

Response to the op-ed, another anonymous op-ed.

Sep 9, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by zeuser

Hi guys. Well, I wrote customer documentation at SAS institute, managed an app development group in publications there, and finished up my career as a data architect and master data management administrator. I've been out of the game for about a ...

Aug 29, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by zeuser

What if he really did shoot someone on 5th Avenue? Good take on the midterms.

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