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Just for Laughs

Apr 14, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

Changing, charging, adapting. Three different things.

Just for Laughs

Apr 14, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

It's a disadvantage all right.

Just for Laughs

Apr 14, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

I guess we'll go with scrambled instead of over easy today.

Just for Laughs

Apr 13, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

Some of these are too true to be really funny, but I chuckled at most of them.

General & Hellos

Apr 11, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

This is inspirational.

Just for Laughs

Apr 9, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

You have to spread that disbelief around.

Just for Laughs

Apr 8, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

Less known Greek philosopher.

Apr 7, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

Hard to believe, I know.

Just for Laughs

Apr 7, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

I knew there had to be a good reason.

Just for Laughs

Apr 6, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

Need a gift idea for the wingnut in your life?

Apr 3, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

These are too good not to share. The hammer and sickles on Mitch and the rainbow motif on Lindsey are nice touches.

Just for Laughs

Apr 3, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

The classics never get old. Here's one from the bottom of the trunk. "An older lady gets pulled over for speeding"... Older Woman: Is there a problem, officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your ...

Just for Laughs

Apr 3, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

A lot of us post puns and wordplay here. Did you know that there are rules?

Just for Laughs

Apr 2, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by zeuser

Somebody has an attitude.

Mar 31, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

I think this guy is from Romania.

Just for Laughs

Mar 31, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

I think this guy is from Romania.

Just for Laughs

Mar 31, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

When the moon is in the 7th house...

Just for Laughs

Mar 30, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

You can't be too careful.

Just for Laughs

Mar 30, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

The long arm of the wingnut law.

Just for Laughs

Mar 30, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

Geez, you make one wrong turn...

Just for Laughs

Mar 30, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

@OldMetalHead should get this one.

Just for Laughs

Mar 30, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

It's a mystery.

Just for Laughs

Mar 28, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

I had to look twice, but yeah.

Mar 27, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

Showing off is a fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee

Just for Laughs

Mar 27, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

A couple of quick ones to prove I know some clean jokes --- I realized I was aging when someone complimented me on my alligator shoes while I was walking barefooted. —- A man with a piece of paper in his hand comes into an office where ...

Mar 23, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

Mafia bosses never commit murders themselves. They tell their button men to pull the trigger.

Just for Laughs

Mar 22, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

Oh, Smudge. LOL

Just for Laughs

Mar 21, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

Hey, boys and girls! What time is it?

Just for Laughs

Mar 20, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

Happy spring , y'all! 🌞

Just for Laughs

Mar 18, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

Interesting, I thought I read he was a real cream puff, but I guess not.

Just for Laughs

Mar 18, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

Ok, this is a day late but I thought it was funny.

Just for Laughs

Mar 18, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

Did anybody bother to get the machine's input?

Just for Laughs

Mar 17, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

No prescription needed.

Just for Laughs

Mar 17, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

If you see him, let him know, would you?

Just for Laughs

Mar 15, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

Elemental humor.

Just for Laughs

Mar 15, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

I am in a facebook group about pizza places around Cary, NC, where I live. Someone from NY posted this, and he has a point, IMO.

Just for Laughs

Mar 10, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

This hits a little too close to home for me.

Just for Laughs

Mar 9, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

I considered pros and cons before I posted.

Just for Laughs

Mar 8, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

Know your canines.

Just for Laughs

Mar 8, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

You don't like Leo memes? Well, then...

Just for Laughs

Mar 7, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

Nothing worse than a scratchy LP.

Just for Laughs

Mar 7, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

This is an example of why millennials make fun of us boomers.

Just for Laughs

Mar 6, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

Just a little chilly today.

Just for Laughs

Mar 6, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

Tasty literature discussion.

Just for Laughs

Mar 5, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

A giraffe walks into a bar and says "High balls are on me!" Yup. Happy Friday, y'all. :)

Just for Laughs

Mar 2, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

As it turns out, I've been using tittle and interobang wrong all these years. ;)

Just for Laughs

Mar 1, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

Sorry. I will show myself out.

Just for Laughs

Mar 1, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by zeuser

I often wondered how much extra they had to tip for this seating arrangement.

Just for Laughs

Feb 28, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by zeuser

Who doesn't like Leo memes?

Just for Laughs

Feb 21, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by zeuser

I knew a guy who won the eyeroll competition.

Just for Laughs

Feb 21, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by zeuser

Doctor, Doctor, give me the news...

Just for Laughs

Feb 20, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by zeuser

Too much Fox News can affect your ability to cook up a valid-sounding excuse.

Just for Laughs

Feb 19, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by zeuser

Some people never learn.

Just for Laughs

Feb 16, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by zeuser

Well, they are great.

Feb 15, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by zeuser

A jury of his peers.

Just for Laughs

Feb 14, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by zeuser

Happy valentine's day, y'all!

Feb 12, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by zeuser

Constitutional derelicts.

Just for Laughs

Feb 11, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by zeuser

Every class has a Douglas.

Feb 10, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by zeuser

Timing is everything, even when it's a ridiculous example.

Feb 10, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by zeuser

We kind of knew this was coming, but it's still satisfying to see. If the orange menace scares off even his current flaccid set of attorneys, he will find he needs much better lawyers in front of a judge. It's not karma, I don't think that phenomenon...

Just for Laughs

Feb 8, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by zeuser

This explains a lot.

Just for Laughs

Feb 5, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by zeuser

A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased multimillionaire for the reading of the will. “To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave the house and two million dollars,” the attorney reads. “To my darling ...

Feb 4, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by zeuser

"There comes a point when a man must refuse to answer to his leader if he is also to answer to his own conscience." Hartley Shawcross, barrister, politician, and prosecutor at the Nuremberg War Crimes tribunal (1902-2003)

Community Senate

Feb 4, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by zeuser

I can write a post or a reply, but I cannont submit with a void javascript error.

Just for Laughs

Jan 30, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

Well I thought it was funny. :)

Just for Laughs

Jan 26, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

Now here is a dish with a peel.

Just for Laughs

Jan 26, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

For animal lovers everywhere.

Jan 24, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

Skeptical Republicans. Their belief in the afterlife only goes so far.

Jan 24, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

Just for Laughs

Jan 23, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

A joke for American football fans for the playoffs. During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals, and at half-time, the coach made a ...

Jan 22, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

“The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.” - Mark Twain

Just for Laughs

Jan 20, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

Strategic eating.

Jan 20, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

Soon. Very soon.

Just for Laughs

Jan 19, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he ...

Just for Laughs

Jan 19, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

Life hacks that really work. Not one pun in the bunch.

Just for Laughs

Jan 19, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

Aw, she's growing up! ❤️

Just for Laughs

Jan 18, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

Warning: Pun overload alert.

Just for Laughs

Jan 18, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

One size does NOT fit all.

Jan 15, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

Here are a couple of editorials.

Jan 14, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

This looks like a good side hustle.

Just for Laughs

Jan 13, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

But the recipe says "First, you take a leek ..."

Just for Laughs

Jan 13, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

I guess they didn't want to cross the picket line.

Just for Laughs

Jan 13, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

It's hard to face the truth sometimes.

Jan 12, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

Trump supporters are the true victims here.

Just for Laughs

Jan 12, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

True story. I ordered Chinese from a local place (won't name them) went to pick it up and as I was driving home, heard the bags rustling and moving!!! I thought what on earth is that? Has something gotten into the bag? I thought I could see a ...

Jan 12, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

A lot of them have short fuses, too.

Just for Laughs

Jan 12, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

Something for the vegans from Smudge the cat.

Just for Laughs

Jan 10, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

Probably wage cuts next. That should work.

Just for Laughs

Jan 8, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

All it takes is a little something in the cheese.

Jan 8, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

New trophy for Nancy's office.

Jan 6, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

This one seems appropriate today, for some reason.

Jan 6, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

Hey, remember back in 2016 when the republicans won all the branches of government, and all of us in the opposition bought guns and ammo and went to DC to defy the will of the people and try to intimidate the congress to vote the other way against ...

Just for Laughs

Jan 6, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

The original snow blower.

Jan 5, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

I always liked Ed Norton the actor. This makes me like him more. Good way to look at things right now, worth your time to read it. Edward Norton: Call Trump's Bluff "I’m no political pundit but I grew up with a dad who was a federal prosecutor, ...

Just for Laughs

Jan 4, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

See, you swab up some of your motor oil and send it to these guys...

Jan 4, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

Like sands through the hourglass, so go the last days of our nightmare.

Jan 3, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

I do NOT like Mitt's politics, but for me, his integrity has never been in question. Senator Mitt Romney The egregious ploy to reject electors may enhance the political ambition of some, but dangerously threatens our Democratic Republic. The ...

Just for Laughs

Jan 2, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by zeuser

Dec 31, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

I am not a big fan of the concept of "saints", but still... “Charity is no substitute for justice withheld.” St. Augustine

Dec 30, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by zeuser

Are you wondering why so many "vulnerable" Republican senators won lopsided victories? Also, how about that Republican projection, accusing Dems of the very things they are doing?

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