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Just for Laughs

May 2, 2022May 2022

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New month, new week, another dad joke.

Just for Laughs

May 1, 2022May 2022

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Just for Laughs

May 1, 2022May 2022

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May 1, 2022May 2022

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"Nothing would be done at all, if a man waited till he could do it so well that no one could find fault with it." John Henry Newman

Just for Laughs

Apr 30, 2022Apr 2022

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Looking sharp, Cawsie.

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Apr 29, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Draw quick before they move.

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Apr 29, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Visual representation of religion: a dangling temptation and a prohibited action.

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Apr 29, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

I'm an expert dandelion horticulturalist.

Apr 29, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Wow, now it all makes sense! 🙄

Just for Laughs

Apr 29, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Wow, now it all makes sense! 🙄

Apr 28, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Everybody else OK too?

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Apr 28, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

The athletic unicorns dwell amongst us, usually in the cheap seats.

Apr 28, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Fred would be so proud. 🙄

Just for Laughs

Apr 28, 2022Apr 2022

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Apr 28, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

All hat, no cattle.

Apr 28, 2022Apr 2022

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"If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the ...

Just for Laughs

Apr 27, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

If anyone could pull this off, it's Musk.

Just for Laughs

Apr 27, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Bizzarro will be writing op ed pieces.

Apr 26, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

I know how it feels, Rex.

Apr 26, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Hey, that big guy looks familiar....

Just for Laughs

Apr 24, 2022Apr 2022

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Can't trust anyone anymore,

Just for Laughs

Apr 23, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Kings, in general, are assholes.

Just for Laughs

Apr 23, 2022Apr 2022

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Looking for someone maybe even a little cuckoo.

Apr 23, 2022Apr 2022

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They do have a few inspiring cheers, too.

Apr 23, 2022Apr 2022

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The dumbass don.

Apr 19, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Those little suckers are stronger than they look.

Apr 19, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Some related Trumperino memes.

Just for Laughs

Apr 19, 2022Apr 2022

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Droppin' a beat like your life depends on it.

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Apr 18, 2022Apr 2022

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Hey, hey, HEY!! My eyes are UP HERE!

Apr 18, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

It's science, y'all.

Apr 17, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Russian navy trouble.

Just for Laughs

Apr 17, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Just the stick, buddy.

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Apr 17, 2022Apr 2022

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Easter, or as we call it here, Sunday.

Just for Laughs

Apr 16, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Continuing with an Easter theme and some probability theory thrown in...

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Apr 16, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

I suspected this for a while.

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Apr 16, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Whoa, whoa, just keep your shirt on...

Just for Laughs

Apr 15, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Clever. Daredevil-level clever.

Just for Laughs

Apr 15, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

My buddy Trae Crowder reposted this. Still funny, if you ask me.

Apr 14, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Waaaaaahahahahaha!

Just for Laughs

Apr 14, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Good place to store extra feed. LOL And, bonus, based on what I saw the other day, that sort of salvage is NOT TAXABLE! Dumbass rooskies are in waaaay over their heads.

Just for Laughs

Apr 14, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Yeah, they can be a pane.

Apr 14, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Pretty savvy, am I right? Two criminals comparing notes.

Just for Laughs

Apr 13, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Apologies to my bass-playing pals. And fuck Ted Cruz.

Apr 13, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Just say no, but be assertive about it.

Apr 13, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Another "hoax"? Nah, just plain old misdirection.

Apr 13, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

You guys ever heard of lube? Geez.

Apr 13, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

The hand tries to be quicker than the eye.

Apr 13, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

The hand tries to be quicker than the eye.

Apr 12, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

To be fair, this was the first time he had French fries.

Just for Laughs

Apr 12, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

To be fair, this was the first time he had French fries.

Apr 12, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

He's innocent, but we don't like him.

Just for Laughs

Apr 12, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Walk, take your time. You got any salt?

Just for Laughs

Apr 11, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

It makes some pictures impossible for me to see in a theater any more.

Just for Laughs

Apr 10, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

A couple for your Sunday.

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Apr 10, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

There were thirteen of them, but one was playing possum.

Just for Laughs

Apr 10, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

I liked these, so there.

Just for Laughs

Apr 9, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

That seems a little harsh, but it sounds pretty effective.

Just for Laughs

Apr 8, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Just a bunch of silly stuff. Happy Friday, y'all!

Apr 8, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Nobel laureate in physics, a clear thinker.

Just for Laughs

Apr 8, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

You are not the boss of me!

Just for Laughs

Apr 8, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

An ode to modern pharmacology.

Apr 7, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Elementary, my dear auditor, elementary.

Apr 7, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Refreshing, in one sense. At least it saves some time.

Just for Laughs

Apr 6, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Time to reboot.

Apr 6, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Just for Laughs

Apr 6, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

I thought this was where they teach you to dip.

Just for Laughs

Apr 5, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Damn. I had an invite too.

Apr 4, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Two crooks on a book.

Just for Laughs

Apr 4, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Two scenarios, one of which I also will root for.

Just for Laughs

Apr 3, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Something for everybody. :)

Just for Laughs

Apr 3, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

This is an old one. - Z. "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green every week for the last month." Nookie Green seems to be very popular with my male parishioners the priest thinks. Then, he tells the...

Just for Laughs

Apr 3, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

I can get behind this version.

Just for Laughs

Apr 3, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Two stooges, and ancestors of anti-vaxxers.

Apr 2, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

An entertaining thought experiment.

Just for Laughs

Apr 2, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

A short fable for modern times, as told to me by a buddy. "Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So, I went to a shrink and told him: “I've got problems. Every time I go to bed, I think there's ...

Just for Laughs

Apr 1, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

You believed it at first, didn't you?

Just for Laughs

Apr 1, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

Wrapping up the week.

Apr 1, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

We don't talk about Lindsey, no no...

Just for Laughs

Apr 1, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by zeuser

We don't talk about Lindsey, no no...

Just for Laughs

Mar 30, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

I just can't get away from picking on Rafael. Nobody has complained yet.

Just for Laughs

Mar 29, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

Some bad choices on display in today's batch.

Just for Laughs

Mar 27, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

I thought it was funny, ok?

Just for Laughs

Mar 27, 2022Mar 2022

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Just for Laughs

Mar 26, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am....

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Mar 26, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

A certain senator has been providing a lot of comic relief recently, if you get past the gag reflex.

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Mar 25, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

Happy Friday, y'all!

Just for Laughs

Mar 22, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

Make checks payable to me.

Mar 20, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

You can't be too careful at Starbucks.

Just for Laughs

Mar 17, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

Next, it will be a crime to not like this asshole.

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Mar 15, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

The wine always has a few words to say for me.

Just for Laughs

Mar 14, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

Happy pi day, y’all.

Mar 13, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

I favor the star wars approach.

Just for Laughs

Mar 13, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

See if you can spot the symbolism.

Mar 12, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

Hmm, sounds familiar.

Just for Laughs

Mar 11, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

Never had a day THAT bad. Some Friday funnies.

Just for Laughs

Mar 9, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

Critters, old and new.

Mar 8, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

Hucksters always huck.

Just for Laughs

Mar 8, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

Biting social commentary and a groaner.

Just for Laughs

Mar 8, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

Inspirational words.

Mar 5, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by zeuser

Yeah, that sounds right.

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