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May 30, 2020May 2020

Posted by zeuser

Hmmm, I think I see a pattern here but I'm not absolutely sure...

May 25, 2020May 2020

Posted by zeuser

Now, watch this drive.

Just for Laughs

May 23, 2020May 2020

Posted by zeuser

Could work in my favor for a change. LOL

May 20, 2020May 2020

Posted by zeuser

Snoopy knows. I didn't know whether to post here or in the just for laughs group, but I figured you guys would enjoy it more, so...

May 20, 2020May 2020

Posted by zeuser

Since the Manchurian cantaloupe won't unveil President Obama's official portrait, I figured I'd share it with y'all in case you were curious what it looked like. I think it captures the essence of the man, m'self.

Just for Laughs

May 19, 2020May 2020

Posted by zeuser

We got a more than a few of us here that are of a certain age range.

Just for Laughs

May 13, 2020May 2020

Posted by zeuser

The red shirts are always the pawns.

Just for Laughs

May 13, 2020May 2020

Posted by zeuser

Rex knows best.

Just for Laughs

May 9, 2020May 2020

Posted by zeuser

Yeah, I didn't think so either. Heh.

May 9, 2020May 2020

Posted by zeuser

This is the good old American ingenuity I know and love!

May 8, 2020May 2020

Posted by zeuser

I thought he looked familiar.

Just for Laughs

May 6, 2020May 2020

Posted by zeuser

Somebody posted this on my neighborhood board. I bet it was mom.

Just for Laughs

May 4, 2020May 2020

Posted by zeuser

Keep chirping, buddy.

May 1, 2020May 2020

Posted by zeuser

So the new strategy for the talking yam is to blame everything on China. Interesting strategy. Before our genius administration further engages in attacking China in a war of accusations, several relevant factors come into focus for me. One, they...

Just for Laughs

Apr 28, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by zeuser

I'd love to give one, but... .

Apr 24, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by zeuser

Imagine you are a flower. Now let your petals open to the life-giving sun. Feel the virus dying inside you.

Just for Laughs

Apr 23, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by zeuser

One was enough for me. === A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you ...

Apr 23, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by zeuser

Repubs can't have an educated populace. That all led up to Betsy DeVos.

Just for Laughs

Apr 20, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by zeuser

Jesus ain't takin' anybody anywhere, but if he did..... Happy 420 y'all!

Apr 20, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by zeuser

That's the damn truth.

Apr 15, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by zeuser

Breaking news from the white house press room...

Just for Laughs

Apr 15, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by zeuser

Let's see if my image posts. If not, I'll try the comments.

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Apr 12, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by zeuser

Also, NC State students.

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Apr 10, 2020Apr 2020

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Apr 10, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by zeuser

There is a reason you have that sinking feeling.

Just for Laughs

Apr 5, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by zeuser

What day is it today?

Just for Laughs

Apr 1, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by zeuser

See, this is why we can't have nice things. LOL

Mar 29, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by zeuser

Y'all remember Bloom County?

Just for Laughs

Mar 25, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by zeuser

Quarantine problems; if this doesn't work, we may have to actually talk to each other.

Just for Laughs

Mar 24, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by zeuser

Really? Is that a lion?

Just for Laughs

Mar 18, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by zeuser

Not so tricky NOW, are you Wally? Heh.

Mar 12, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by zeuser

A lot of attention recently has focused on Orwell's 1984, indicating that sometimes life imitates art. Another more specific instance occurs in the works of Camus. I've excerpted this from an article aggregated by Raw Story written by Michael ...

Feb 23, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by zeuser

It's a toss up, if you ask me.

Community Senate

Feb 21, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by zeuser

I can't react to anything via the like menu options, and I also cannot see who reacted to a post either by hovering over the icon or using "show likes". I just tried it and the show likes option has disappeared from the three bar button on the bottom...

Feb 2, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by zeuser

I know we are a group of atheists and agnostics, but it IS Sunday, and maybe some praying is in order.

Jan 21, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by zeuser

This article suggests what the current supporters of our fuckwad president can look forward to. You may have to do some futzing with ad blockers to see it, but I loved this part about Ted Cruz and how he figures into it. Rick Wilson has a way with ...

Just for Laughs

Jan 20, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by zeuser

I bet a lot of you feel the same way.

Just for Laughs

Jan 15, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by zeuser

I stole this one verbatim, but it's cute. Lucille decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. ⁪ She ...

Jan 12, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by zeuser

"As a general rule . . . people ask for advice only in order not to follow it; or, if they do follow it, in order to have someone to blame for giving it." Alexandre Dumas

Jan 8, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by zeuser

Chill, the archduke says we're all overreacting.

Just for Laughs

Jan 8, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by zeuser

Ahh maybe I'll see if I can find this at Kohl's.

Jan 5, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by zeuser

Wow. The game show host president really fucked this one up. So, now we fight both Iraq and Iran at once, and still stay in Afghanistan? And Korea is there on our western flank. Dumbass.

Just for Laughs

Jan 1, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by zeuser

My resolutions are a multi-year example of personal evolution.

Dec 24, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by zeuser

Here's a nice haiku.

Just for Laughs

Dec 24, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by zeuser

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Dec 21, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by zeuser

Bill Waterson is one of my heroes.

Just for Laughs

Dec 11, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by zeuser

Now let's make the sign of the shoe to save our soles.

Just for Laughs

Dec 8, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by zeuser

This is good advice. Plus a basic truth.

Just for Laughs

Nov 30, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by zeuser

I'd come out of retirement for a job like this.

Just for Laughs

Nov 30, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by zeuser

I'd remember too.

Nov 30, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by zeuser

Best analogy regarding Rudy's "pro bono" work for orange Julius as compared with the Facebook business model. Excerpt is a quote from Business Insider reporter Lizette Lopez. “When you log on Facebook and it’s for free, you know ...

Nov 22, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by zeuser

Meanwhile, in Bloom County...

Nov 21, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by zeuser

Rick Wilson, a former Republican strategist and now a Trump critic, tweeted this about the R's on the inquiry panel. The wordcraft is just too good not to share. "I'm starting to think that your lawyers suck, Devin Nunes is dumber than a sack of ...

Just for Laughs

Nov 20, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by zeuser

I always wondered where they kept this stuff...

Nov 18, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by zeuser

I know that this is preaching to the choir (which is an unusual metaphor in an agnostic/atheist group, but still..), just a reminder...

Nov 18, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by zeuser

Just in time for xmas, for those hard-to-buy-for republicans on your list....

Just for Laughs

Nov 16, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by zeuser

Santa, if you're listening...

Nov 16, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by zeuser

I got a favor for you right here in my pocket. Guess what it is.

Nov 15, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by zeuser

Fear is a reaction. Courage is a decision. Winston Churchill

Nov 11, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by zeuser

Back in 74, the public hearings about the Nixon impeachment were a very big deal indeed. I remember taking my car to the garage, and the TV in the waiting room had the hearings on, and everyone watched with rapt attention. I remember Rep. Barbara ...

Nov 11, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by zeuser

Sadly, this whole thing was more than just a phone call - that was just how we found out about it. "Ukraine got their aid, so I DID NOTHING WRONG". Here's a timeline.

Just for Laughs

Oct 30, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by zeuser

Meteoric career well played.

Oct 29, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by zeuser

Guilty, guilty, guilty! Blast from the past. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Just for Laughs

Sep 28, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by zeuser

You gotta pick something..

Sep 28, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by zeuser

I thought I'd pass along this very special invitation.

Just for Laughs

Sep 24, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by zeuser

I couldn't decide whether this was geography or art.

Sep 24, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by zeuser

Are you orange?

Aug 30, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

Remember that business about nuking hurricanes? This might clarify the motivation.

Aug 26, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

I thought this was satire, then I saw a second article about it. Long story short, stable genius thinks it's a good idea to nuke hurricanes before they hit land. Yeah, you read that right.

Aug 25, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

This isn't, strictly speaking, directly about the talking yam. But I thought this crowd would appreciate it.

Aug 23, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

This is sort of a long read but it's a very interesting perspective of the planetary punchline we call our president. Worth your time, it has a good deal of validity if you ask me.

Aug 21, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

That'll show them.

Just for Laughs

Aug 21, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

Apologies to any snowflakes on that end of the political spectrum, but c'mon, this is funny. And useful too.

Aug 19, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

Actually, this makes a lot of sense.

Aug 18, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

The Trump "tax cut" decomposed. Spoiler, the rich guys paid less, and us suckers down here in the 99% paid just about as much more as the rich guys paid less.

Aug 16, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

Here's one you don't have to use the DVR to see, it happens every day.

Just for Laughs

Aug 15, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

Aug 12, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

Hmmm, so as we know from the past activities of the talking yam, he is a movie theater level projectionist. Whatever he accuses someone of doing or having done, he's actually doing it or did it. So, when he accuses the Clintons of being involved in ...

Aug 10, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

What a relief, right?

Just for Laughs

Aug 6, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

The proof is in the sound effects..

Aug 6, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

Maybe they can jail him for skipping town before he paid his bills.

Aug 3, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

I like this trend! Having fun with traitors!

Aug 2, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by zeuser

This is why they invented coupons..

Jul 31, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

The talking yam couldn't do it without this asshole.

Just for Laughs

Jul 30, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

This would turn me around too, but I ain't holdin' my breath.

Just for Laughs

Jul 28, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

Just so long as he doesn't get into the habit...

Jul 25, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

Talking Yam: Bill, tuck in your chins and get over here! I need a way to eliminate some of my horrible critics! Barr the Hut:

Just for Laughs

Jul 20, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

Good summary of a complicated situation..

Just for Laughs

Jul 19, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

How do they know this sweet punkin isn't actually...

Just for Laughs

Jul 19, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

Very insightful for one so young..

Jul 18, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

Right on schedule. Here's what's next.

Jul 17, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

Well guess who else ought to go back to where he came from! OH, wait...

Just for Laughs

Jul 16, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

How do you make the sign of the mouse trap?

Jul 15, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

Who else here is old enough to remember the rhetoric we heard in the late 60's and early 70's while protesting the war in Viet Nam, LBJ and Richard Nixon? The term "love it or leave" was very popular amongst the "silent majority" crowd, and the ...

Jul 14, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

Some people have a harder time than others.

General & Hellos

Jul 13, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

LINKCatholic bishop to rain down ‘holy water' from helicopter in ‘mass exorcism' over city - Story | KTTV

Sounds like a waste of water to me, although it might wash away some of the grime.

Jul 10, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

You may be aware of the fact that the current "administration" is seeking to have the entire ACA declared unconstitutional. It's a silly argument, but the courts have been packed with wingnut judges, so you know, it might happen. You also may have ...

Jul 10, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

Pick your outrage carefully..

Just for Laughs

Jul 7, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

Now we may never know the real reason...

Jul 5, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by zeuser

Photo op before crossing the Delaware...

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