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Nov 14, 2021Nov 2021

I told my family and friends that I’m leaving my job to pursue my lifelong dream of being a plastic surgeon. That should raise a few eyebrows.

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Nov 29, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Zealandia

I don’t trust atoms. They make up everything.

My friend who runs marathons has a fear of speed bumps on the road. She is slowly getting over it.

If a tree falls in the woods and nobody hears it, that means my illegal logging business is a success.

My addiction to Helium is out of control, but... No one is taking my cries for help seriously.

My Maths teacher called me average. How mean.

I had a job tying sausages together, but I couldn’t make ends meet.

ONE of those Grand Designs entries that Kevin McCloud did NOT show us on his t.v. series....LOL

And one for the Ladies? A bit too much effort went into the Hand-stand I think.

Two cheese trucks ran into each other. Debris was everywhere.

Saw this advert in a shop window that said: “Television for sale, $1.00. Volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”

A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it.

I’ve fallen out with my local farmer. I made plans with him but he baled. It was the final straw.

I phoned 999 and told the call handler that two men had just broken into my house and stolen my CDs. "Could you please give me a description of them?" the person asked. "Certainly," I replied. "They're round plastic discs on which music or other ...

This joke might be the last straw for some.

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Jan 30, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by Zealandia

Interviewer: Would you be willing to relocate? Candidate: Of course, where would you like me to sit?

People have accused me of bare-faced plagiarism. Their words, not mine.

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Mar 26, 2023Mar 2023

Posted by Zealandia

I need to stop hanging around with pessimistic horses. Neigh-sayers never add anything to the conversation.

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Apr 18, 2023Apr 2023

Posted by Zealandia

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

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May 1, 2023May 2023

Posted by Zealandia

Al Pacino is to star in a new movie about a man who wins the World Knitting Championships... It’s called 'Scarf Ace‘. I thought that was a purler of a joke. Hopefully it has you in stitches.

Time for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.

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Aug 11, 2023Aug 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

What do you call a number that can't keep still? A roamin' numeral.

My girlfriend said I needed to improve my communication skills, so I learnt semaphore. Unfortunately, she saw this as a bit of a red flag.

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