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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 29, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by RobH86

I went to farm the other day. The farmer said, 'I have 68 sheep, can you round them up for me'? I said 'Sure, 70'

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Cheesy Jokes

May 13, 2019May 2019

Posted by noworry28

That was nice of him.

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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun

May 14, 2019May 2019

Posted by DavidErik79

What does a pig breeder and a millwright have in common? .......,...........,..... Both of their jobs are sometimes boaring.

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Cheesy Jokes

May 18, 2019May 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A man was determined to win the state lotto. He bought lotto tickets every week for years with no results. Then, one day in a flash of inspiration he realized that he would have to change his name in order to win the lotto. The next day he when to ...

Beware of diet advice that suggests you "eat light". That is most definitely how you become a black hole.

A giraffe walks into a bar, and feeling generous, announces proudly, "The highballs are on me, boys!"

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Cheesy Jokes

May 23, 2019May 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes. Nurse: Have you seen a doctor? Patient: No, just spots.

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May 26, 2019May 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

When a trick went wrong, an amateur magician accidentally turned his wife into a couch and his two children into armchairs. He tried everything he knew to reverse the trick but when all attempts failed, he took them to a hospital. He paced up and ...

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Cheesy Jokes

Jun 3, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by LadyAlyxandrea

"Do you pray?" "Frequently I prey on the insecurities of others mostly"

A woman goes to a farmers market and asks for broccoli. The clerk is a little busy, but says, "We're out!" She waits until it calms a bit and asks, "C'mon, it's Broccoli! You have to have a little, right?" The clerk looks a little agitated, but ...

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Cheesy Jokes

Jun 20, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

If you're an archaeologist, does that mean your life is in ruins?

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Cheesy Jokes

Jun 23, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A mother was visiting her son on an Army base, and chatted with a colleague of his. "What rank are you?" she asked. "I'm relieved to say that I've just been promoted from captain to major." "Why relieved?" "Because," he replied, "my last name is ...

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Cheesy Jokes

Jun 26, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Man: "Do you know how much it is to rent a church singing group? Priest: "My son, do you mean a choir?" Man: "Fine Father, do you know how much it is to acquire a church singing group?"

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Cheesy Jokes

Jun 27, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A penguin walks into a bar. He goes to the counter and asks the bartender, "Have you seen my brother?" Bartender replies, "I don't know, what does he look like?"

Have you ever realized that the words "false information" are the same when you write them backwards?

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Cheesy Jokes

Jun 29, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I wanted to try online dating, so I clicked around until I saw someone I found attractive. We started chatting, and everything was going great, until she told me her career is "professional blood donor". That's when I knew she wasn't my type.

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Cheesy Jokes

Jul 6, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A man walked into a record store and asked the assistant, “Have you got anything by The Doors?” “Yes,” she said, “a bucket and a fire extinguisher.”

Every morning one of my appliances kills.

It must be hard to be a lumberjack.

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Cheesy Jokes

Jul 4, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

My neighbor, a tailor, has a new job. I asked him how much he enjoyed it. "It's Sew-Sew."

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Cheesy Jokes

Aug 24, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A priest, an imam, a rabbi, a nun, and a giraffe walk into a bar. The bartender takes one look at them and says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?" ------------

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Cheesy Jokes

Aug 25, 2020Aug 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

My boss came to me at lunch, "Where the hell have you been? I've been trying to find you all morning!" I shrugged and said, "Good employees are hard to find!"

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Cheesy Jokes

Sep 14, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Lawyer: "Is it a crime to throw sodium in your enemy's eyes?" Judge: "Yes, that's assault." Lawyer: "I know it's a salt but is it a crime?"

IF APPLE MADE CARS, THEY'D HAVE WINDOWS.

Dad "terrible" joke 🤣

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