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Cheesy Jokes

Jun 11, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach

Power drills have been improved bit by bit.

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Jun 15, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me ...

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Jun 21, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by DavidWeldon75

Bad jokes! Man I love em. Bad jokes! Can't get enough of em...oooh oooh oooh oooooh bad jokes for me! Lol

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Jun 22, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by DaveSchumacher

Someone stole my identity last week. He just called begging me to take it back.

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Jun 25, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Lop-Eared-Mule

Our uncle thought he was a chicken. We were going get him help, but we needed the eggs. W. Allen

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Apr 1, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by 273kelvin

My mate Dave loved old farming memorabilia. He collected bits of ploughs, reaping machines and parts of early tractors. His wife Shirley tolerated this obsession because she loved him so but when she fell pregnant, enough was enough and she put her ...

Another one for Easter!!1 Why does Jesus hate M&M's??/ When he tries to eat them they fall through the holes in his hands.

The reason women have trouble. Measuring things they have been told all their adult lives this is 8 inches

A newlywed couple take a drive in the country. Being newlyweds and on deserved country roads things between them get a little physical. She removes her clothes and straddles him while driving. He gets really distracted, and beets off the road, the ...

Best friends – the Rabbi and the priest They were planning to go out for a few drinks, so the Rabbi went over to see if the priest was ready. The priest said, "I have to hear confessions for about one-half hour, but unfortunately I just got a ...

There was this elderly couple who were having serious problems making their Social Security stretch. The old guy told his wife, "You got to get your ass out there & bring in some cash, woman. Make that thing work for us!" Well, being a dutiful wife ...

No matter how you feel about warts, they have a way of growing on you.

Hans and Ida have been married for forty years, so Fran asked Han the secret to a long marriage. Han replied, "Well, you know, you need to be sensitive to your partners needs. For example, ten years ago Ida said she missed the old country. So of ...

A woman is checking out her purchases at Target, and the cashier does a price check over the loudspeaker system for tampons. Unfortunately, just prior to this price check another cashier had just asked for a price check for tacks in the hardware ...

Cigarettes are just like squirrels. They're not dangerous until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Exaggerations went up by like a million percent last year.

How does one circumcise a whale? 4 skindivers!

My new neighbor just sneezed, so by instinct and good manners I said bless you. She said thanks, but she was a little confused that her closet was talking to her

To find out if you're old, fall down in front of a lot of people. If they laugh, you're still young. If they panic and run to help you, you're old.

Ben Affleck, George Clooney, and Matthew McConaughey get together to make a movie. Ben Affleck said, "I'll direct." Clooney said, "I'll produce." And Matthew McConaughey said, "I'll write, I'll write, I'll write."

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 11, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by OpposingOpposum

I used to get annoyed at all the misspellings and grammar errors men make in text conversations. Then I realised I should give them a break. It's tough to type with one hand.

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Apr 11, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by OpposingOpposum

Lost my temper with my teenager and called him a Son of Bitch. Then I realised it was a self fulfilling prophecy.

A rabbit would come by every day, and I always left food out for him. One day, he simply stopped coming. Now he's just some bunny that I used to know.

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Apr 12, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

A Shetland pony goes into a drugstore and says, “I’d like some throat lozenges please; I’m a little hoarse.”

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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 12, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

Once upon a time there was a zoo in West Virginia that specialized in rare and unusual animals. One day, sadly, its albino toucan died. So the zoo assigned their caretaker Fred to go to Africa to get a new one. But they could't afford to send him on ...

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