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Cheesy Jokes

Apr 12, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb

My brother has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

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Apr 13, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb

Old McDonald had OCD...E E I I O.

The other day a clown held the door open for me. I thought, "What a nice jester."

I entered the bedroom and noticed my wife was admiring herself in front of the mirror. I asked what she was doing, and she replied: "My doctor says I have the breasts of a 20-year-old." I replied: "And what did your doctor say about your ...

A guy was on vacation in the north woods, and got bored one night. He asked the locals about any kind of entertainment, only to have the owner of the general store tell him about the moose dancing socials at a local pond. The guy was skeptical, but...

A church was planning to send missionaries to the Congo. They managed to get Pepsi to sponsor the mission. They took an entire truck load of Pepsi into the back country. When they first encounter natives they are thrown into a huge pot for stew or ...

My psychiatrist said I have an overactive imagination, but I knew he was full of it because I'm not even seeing a psychiatrist

My wife called and said, "Can I get you anything?" I said, "Get me something to make me look sexy." You know what she got? Drunk

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Apr 17, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by matthew1954

A man walks into a bar and sees two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. Confused, he asks the bartender “why do you have meat hanging from your ceiling?” The bartender says “I’m glad you asked, currently we have a challenge going on ...

What footwear do French people wear? Phillipe Phillops. ...I'm sorry I'll be leaving now

So I phoned my local Chinese restaurant and asked " Do you deliver? " " No, we do chicken, beef and pork "

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi do.

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Apr 23, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? For bird flu, you need tweetment. For swine flu, you need oinkment.

I went into a new shop on the high street yesterday called " Just nails ". A lady in a nurses uniform looked at me so strangely when I asked " 2lbs of 2" lost heads please "

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Apr 25, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Nottheonlyone

A man goes into a dentist's office, blows right past the receptionist, and makes a beeline for an open exam room. The flustered receptionist grabs the dentist and tells him what just transpired. The dentist enters the exam room, and the man excitedly...

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Apr 25, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck

An eminent professor, a priest, and a boy scout were flying in a plane, when the pilot announces the plane is going to crash and there are only 3 parachutes on board. The pilot then grabs one and jumps, leaving only 2 parachutes for the 3 ...

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Apr 26, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Apr 26, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

Why do elephants have flat feet? From jumping out of the trees. Why should you not go into the jungle between 3 and 4 p.m.? Because that’s when the elephants are jumping out of the trees. Why do beavers have flat tails? Because they went into the ...

I don't know much about Sweden but I hear their flag as a big plus.

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Apr 26, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by RobertNappi2

I went to Catholic School and all week long the Nuns would hit me for one reason or another and tell me that I was going to hell or God is going to punish me... Then on Sunday I would go to Mass and listen to the Priest talk about this loving, caring...

I was in the builders yard the other day and a guy comes in and asks for 10,000 bricks So the sales assistant asks "Big job?" "Not really. I am building a bar-b-q out back" "You don`t need 10,000 bricks for a bar-b-q!!" "You do if you live on the ...

Today I shocked the mailman when I opened the door and was completely naked. I’m not sure what surprised him most: my nudity, or the fact that I know where he lives.

A hot shower...a normal shower with me in it..

A Buddhist walking into nuclear oblivion? Lamageddon

Vegetarian is on old Red Indian word..it means "bad hunter" (Just a joke ,folks-nog intended or implied )

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