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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Oct 17, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What tree has the most hair? A fir tree!
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Oct 21, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Zealandia
Found out today that I'm colour blind... It came out of the green!
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Oct 27, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A lion was walking in the jungle and met two men. One is sitting on a rock reading a book and the other is working at a typewriter. The lion ate only one. Which one and why? He ate the man reading the book because everyone knows that reader's ...
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Oct 29, 2020Oct 2020

Posted by Petter
Two men were standing side by side. One suddenly said to the other, "You're Jewish, aren't you?" "Yes." He replied. "You were circumcised by Rabbi Shapiro, weren't you?" "Yes! But how on earth did you know?" 'Because you've just peed on my left ...
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Nov 3, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I so bad with women?" She said, "I'm Alexa you moron."
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Nov 7, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Triphid
Hahaha, been waiting 4 long years to post this one. Q. What is the MAIN difference between the Channel Tunnel and Melanoma tRumps vagina? A) Traffic runs BOTH ways in the Channel Tunnel.....LOL.
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Nov 14, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What's a robot's favorite snack? Computer chips!
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Nov 22, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I think the girl at the Airlines check-in just threatened me. She looked me dead in the eye and said, “Window or aisle?” I laughed in her face and replied, “Window or you’ll what?”
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Nov 22, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Triphid
Sick joke I know but here goes anyway. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Nov 30, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by 273kelvin
Teacher; "Can anyone name the 3 kings that brought happiness and joy to the world?" Little Johnny - "Smo-king, drin-king and fuc-king"
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Jan 17, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My 5 year old: "Do trees poop?" Me: "Of course they do, that’s how we get 2 pencils."
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Jan 21, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
People are usually shocked when they find out I am not a good electrician.
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Feb 12, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii... Or just a-low-ha?
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Feb 16, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Kynlei
I bought a box of animal crackers and it said, "Do not consume if seal is broken." So I open it up and sure enough....
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Feb 18, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My wife asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl... I said I didn’t know he could! What's his average? ==================== Tom: Did you ever see a catfish? Joe: Sure! Tom: How did it hold the rod?
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Feb 23, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Behind-the-dog
True story: I was on a guided nature walk back in the late 80's when someone mentioned a story that had been in the news about (IIRC) cattle being shipped from the Soviet Union to the U.S. as some sort of scientific/agricultural exchange. To avoid ...
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Mar 21, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Kynlei
Saw this at a restaurant last night. My Mom said, "Why does that oar say either on it?" Then it dawned on us. It's an either oar.
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Mar 21, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by godsux69420
My son asked me “what happens after you die poppa?” So I told “Son gamers don’t die just respawn” hopefully he doesn’t realize that his mom wasn’t a gamer LOL ! 🤣 R.I.P. Janeen Akinburger 2018
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Mar 28, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Zealandia
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.
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Apr 22, 2021Apr 2021

Posted by Severnman
One of my colleagues informed a meeting that the bathroom in her house is known to the family as their I Pee Address.
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May 15, 2021May 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
"How much does it cost to buy a large singing group?" “A choir?” "Okay, fine... how much does it cost to 'acquire' a large singing group?"
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May 16, 2021May 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Took my first shot today! So excited, and my next one is in 2 weeks. It was a hard choice with so many options. I chose the tequila one.
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May 24, 2021May 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
"How long have you been working at that office?" "Ever since they threatened to fire me."
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May 29, 2021May 2021

Posted by Kynlei
What font do they use for alphabet soup? Times New Ramen
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May 29, 2021May 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Why didn’t the sailors play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck.
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Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

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Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
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