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Oct 16, 2018Oct 2018

Two mountaineers reached a huge, deep fissure in a glacier. "Careful here," says one of them. "My mountain guide fell down there last year." "I bet you felt bad about that," says the other. He quipped, "Not really, it was pretty old and missing a ...

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Oct 17, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Silence is golden... Unless you have children... If that is the case, silence is suspicious.

What did the two trees say to each other? Nothing,trees cant talk.They BARKED !!!!!

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Oct 22, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Toward the end of our senior year in high school, we were required to take a CPR course. The class used the well known mannequin victim, Resusci-Annie, to practice. Typical of most models, this Resusci-Annie was only a torso, to allow for storage in ...

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Oct 23, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Interviewer: "Why did you leave your last job?" Candidate: "There was a relocation." Interviewer: "You moved?" Candidate: "No, my company did. They just didn’t tell me where to."

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Oct 25, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally she couldn't take it any longer, and told him, "Listen, it means nothing, they even have a vice ...

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Oct 26, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

On my first day working at the gas station, I watched a senior co-worker measure the level of gasoline in the under-ground tanks by lowering a giant measuring stick down into them. "What would happen if I threw a lit match into the hole?" I joked....

Contrary to what the book says, god did not rest on the 7th day. No he went and sought an even higher power. He then showed this higher power the universe and all his creation. The higher power then looked at god and said "And for this heap of shit ...

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Oct 28, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by HardBlues69

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Teacher: If you have 10 muffins and your friend asks for 2 of them, how many muffins would you have left? Me: 10 Teacher: Okay, let me try again. You have 10 muffins. What if your friend takes 2 of your muffins, how many would you have left? Me: ...

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Oct 29, 2018Oct 2018

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Didn't quite know where to put this....

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Oct 30, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

My wife said to me, "How on earth are we going to use 9% less gas this winter?" "You can stop burning my dinner for a start," I replied.

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Nov 1, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by RobertNappi2

I asked a blonde just exactly where do your legs end, she replied her feet...A redhead the same question, her reply.... HEAVEN!!!!

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? DAM!

Why did the vegetarians leave the swim team? They didn't like meets.

What astronomers have been hiding from us all along!

Chemistry Jokes and Puns!!! They're the best. You can tell them in a series: (Note: If young kids laugh at these jokes, you teach them to appreciate nerdiness. If an attractive person laughs at these jokes, marry them!!! One with a good looks and...

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Nov 3, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by HardBlues69

Squirrels all around here!

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Nov 3, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

"Evidently, my pain pills are not working." "Why do you say that?" "Well, you're still here."

As one frog said to the other frog-"times fun when you're having flies".

A woman, Patty Mac works at a bank as aloan officer. A frog comes in one day, he asks for a lily pad improvement loan. She says you have no credit frog! Do you have any collateral. He hopes away, and comes back with a thing that he puts on her ...

A woman would not have done something this foolish!

I just read a joke about Oedipus and Midas. It was motherfucking gold.

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