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Jun 10, 2018Jun 2018

When Johnny was 5 he had to eat 5 bowls of his mothers rotten oatmeal. When Johnny was 6 his favorite toy was taken at the playground. But that's ok, Johnny's used to hardships, after all when he was 5 he had to eat 5 bowls of his mother's rotten ...

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Jun 13, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by FrayedBear

That reminds me I wrote, of the blind man at the side of the road holding out a biscuit to his guide dog who had just nearly walked him under a truck. The truckie leaned out the cab and shouted "by heck, that's xtian of you after what that dog ...

What's the difference between Stormy Daniels and a camel? A camel SPITS.

A watched pot means the cops know where you're growing your stash.

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Jun 21, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by DaveSchumacher

How long Cain he beat his brother? As long as he is Abel.

Blackbeard used just for men.

True story; Many years ago my mate Bob had a boat in north Wales. After the two of us sailing past the great Orme and battling tides and currents all day we moored up in the town of Bangor, where we went for much needed meal. The cafe owner was a ...

A doctor and his wife were having a argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!", he shouted and stormed off to work. By mid morning, he decided he'd better make amends and called home. "What took you so to answer?" "I was in bed."...

An old farmer and his wife are going to town on their mule-drawn wagon. After a bit, the mule stops. The farmer can't get it to move, so he gets out goes up to the mule shakes his finger and says "that's one." A short while later the mule stops ...

A Roman walks into a bar

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Apr 5, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Tomfoolery33

Laughed hard at this one.

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Apr 6, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Tomfoolery33

Another one that cracked me up.

Was in the quacks the other day when I suddenly noticed that he had a big long suppository stuck behind his ear - " Doc why is that suppository behind your ear?" "Damn some bastards got my pen stuck up his arse again!" Said the good doctor.

But, he was a step up...

Why are there no screws in a lesbian bed? Because its all tongue-n-groove.

If three people get together, they call it a threesome. If two people get together, they call it a twosome. I think I figured out why some people call me handsome.

When I was 16, got a date with a girl. She told me, "tonights the night. I'm gonna give it up to you, make sure and bring a condom!" So I go to a drugstore in another neighborhood to buy some condoms. The Druggist asks me "Got big plans for ...

I'd say that having the bones in your neck fused is a pretty big decision, but once you do it, you'll never look back.

I'm not trying to brag or anything, but one time I went skinny dipping in Loch Ness, and they're STILL talking about it

I bought a new thesaurus today. It's nothing to write house about.

Hoof Hearted ... Ice Melted ... I think you're foolish yet.

I once gave up my seat for a lady, and that's how I lost my job as a bus driver.

The 1 cause of dry skin is bath towels!

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