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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 25, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by silverotter11

What is Eternity? Four blond drivers at a 4-way stop, with hats on.

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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 26, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Jameson

Why become a suicide bomber to get 72 virgins in heaven... Become a priest and get them now

Apparently there are large animals in Africa which have a huge trunk that a turning to religion and blowing themselves up. This is now being reffered to as elephantISIS.

Two pirates walk into a bar, each with a parrot on his shoulder. One pirate has a peg leg, the other a hook for a hand. The parrot on the left leans over to the one on the right and says "I'll bet my pirate can beat up your pirate..". You can ...

When geese fly in a 'V" formation...why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Ask Dad "If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?" "One dollar." "You don't know your arithmetic." "You don't know my father!"

Q: what's the best thing about sex with an Asian woman? A: a half hour later you are horny again.

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 2, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by Silvertongue

Not sure how cheesy this is but apparently it was voted the best ever joke in a poll in the UK. I loved it but as a cynical misogynist I guess I would. A woman lying in bed as her husband walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep under his arm. ...

A short one for my first. A termite with no teeth walks in a bar and asks, "Where is the bar tender?"

Playing Mozart Veronica was practicing the piano when suddenly there was a loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a breathless cop. "What's the matter?!" she asked. "Where's the body?!" demanded the officer. "What are you ...

Three nuns, two Italian and one Polish, die in a car accident. They stand in front of the pearly gates with Saint Peter who had a dislike for Polish nuns. He desided to play a trick on her. "Before you can enter you will have to pass a simple ...

A priest was walking in a Garden. A little girl came up to him and asked. Little Girl: "Why do you wear your collar backwards." Priest: " I'm a father!" Little girl: " My father doesn't wear his collar like that." Priest: " I'm a father of ...

A cop pulled me over and said "have you been smoking pot? Your eyes are red." I answered "have you been eating donuts? Your eyes look glazed".

Jewish guilt. Mrs Finkelstein dies and goes to heaven. St Peter meets her at the gates and welcomes her saying " Is there anyone here you would like to talk to? " Mrs Finkelstein says " Yes I would like to talk to the virgin Mary ". St Peter is ...

A storm has arrived and flood waters are rising. A man is sitting on his front porch when a truck comes by and the driver shouts out, "get in, you need to get out of here." The man smiles and responds, "that's okay, God will save me." The truck ...

At the last supper Jesus Breaks up the bread and says 'this is my body', then he pours the wine and says 'this is my blood', then he grabs hold of the jar of mayonnaise and Judas says 'I am gonna have to stop you right there'

I think I'm catching hypochondria, I've got all the symptoms

A conspiracy theorist walks into a bar. Well that`s what they would want you to believe

When making fun of vegetarians, start by taking the kid gloves off.

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 8, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JohnSchindler

My dad's joke about corporate mergers: Did you here that Schick Razor bought out Fuller Brush company? Now their Fuller Schick!

I was so agoraphobic, I'd even pee myself every time I stood up in public. ...had to give up teaching.

This made me laugh and groan.

I'll never forget the first joke my little sister ever told..... We were all sitting around, telling jokes, and my sister wanted to get in on the act. She was 4 (I was eight). So she made this one up: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it ...

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