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Sep 21, 2018Sep 2018

Seamus calls to his mate and says "Hey Paddy, how's the mother in law? I heard she moved in with you". "Ah" he said, "she died of the alcohol" "Really" says Seamus, "I didn't know she drank" "she didn't" says Paddy, "I came home pissed and ...

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Sep 22, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by HardBlues69

There's nothing finer than eating in your Diner!

This morning I was beat up by a beautiful woman on the elevator. I was staring at her boobs, when she said "Press one." So I did. I don't remember much after that.

A man goes to the doctor and tells him, “Doc, you gotta help me. I’m worried that none of my farts stink.” The doctor says, “Hmm, ok, do me a favor and fart for me.” The man stands up, bends over and let’s one rip. The doctor stands ...

Do you know what the difference is between the bird flu and swine flu? In the first case you need tweetment while in the second oinkment.

A gynecologist was getting sick of his job and decided that he needed a career change. He'd always enjoyed tinkering with engines so he thought he'd become a mechanic. So he went along to mechanics school and the final test was to strip the engine ...

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Feb 19, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by LilAtheistLady

A man is lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse enters his room to sponge his face and hands. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know...

Q)What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness, insomnia and a dyslexic? A) someone who wakes you up at 2 in the morning and asks if you would like to hear the good news about Dog Thank to @AtheistLatina55 for reminding me of this one Now if ...

I bought a chess set the other day, but I had to take it back as it tasted funny. Shopkeeper said 'whats the problem, I said 'its stalemate', He said 'are you sure' I said 'checkmate'

A Bee from America What do you call a bee that comes from America? A USB!

I hope this doesn't count as a human tragedy.

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Feb 22, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Robotbuilder

Don't read this if you are easily nauseated. Jim was a professional pus sucker. Whether you had a zit or a boil, you could hire Jim and have him suck the pus out for a small fee. One day Jim had a tremendously fat woman as a client. She had a ...

Light bulb jokes How many academics does it take to change a lightbulb ? None. That's what research students are for.

The white man told the Native Americans that the Iron Horse would bring good medicine and prosperity, but the Indians had reservations...

My psychotherapist died recently. Luckily he was so good at his job I didn't give a shit

I was kicking my dog in the head the other day and then it turned around and bit me in the nuts. A friend said it was Karma, I said no, if anything it was even more angry

The other day my wife asked me, "Why do you go out on the balcony, when I start singing?" I thought about it a moment and said, "Because I don't want people to think I am beating you."

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Feb 24, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

My friend was so upset because their dog died. I went out and got him an identical one. He was livid. He said what I am supposed to do with 2 dead dogs

A German shepherd was left inside one day and his master came home late so the dog pooped in the house. The master was furious and said if you do that again I will have you put to sleep The next day the master stayed out very late, the poor dog held ...

Wooden Leg Smith An elderly man went to his friend's house to have a little chitchat. Then, he told his friend, "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith." His friend then asked, "So what's the name of the other leg?"

Light bulb jokes Starting with How many Englishmen does it take to change a light bulb? We quite like the old one actually. How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? They don`t change the bulb they merely insert it and wait for the world ...

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