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Aug 26, 2020Aug 2020

I asked my boss "What shall I do with this 2 metre roll of bubble wrap?" "Just pop it in the corner" It took me bloody hours

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Sep 20, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him... I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here's a listing of some of the lesser known relatives: The really obnoxious brother - Please Gogh The brother who ate prunes - Gotta Gogh His dizzy aunt - Verti Gogh An aunt who taught positive thinking -...

Ya' think somebody 'stepped out', maybe???

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Jul 3, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by LenHazell53

A venerable Oxford professor of English was speaking with a student one day, when the boy offered him tea. "Would you care for sugar?" asked the boy. "By the way, did you know sugar is the only word in the English language where Su is pronounced Sh?"...

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Dec 11, 2019Dec 2019

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In the days before calculators, accountants were frequently unable to get their debits to balance with their credits. So, in order to overcome the discrepancy, they often created a bogus account titled "Taste" to store the unbalanced amount and allow...

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Feb 15, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Don't be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you... Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.

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A recent college graduate took a new job in a hilly Eastern city and began commuting each day to work through a tiring array of tunnels, bridges and traffic jams. Thinking it would make the trip more bearable, he invited several coworkers to share ...

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Mar 4, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

The other day I yelled into a colander and strained my voice.

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Mar 7, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself... "Well this changes everything!"

A woman goes into the Butcher's shop and asks if he has Chicken Legs. The Butcher replies, " No, Lady it's just the way my trouser legs hang."

A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman "I have a great Trump joke" The barman looks at him and says "Hey bud, I am a Trump supporter and I own this bar. See the guy at the end of the bar, he is a Trump supporter and my best customer. My wife ...

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Apr 30, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Lou: A woman fell overboard from a ship. A shark came up, looked over her and swam away. Bud: Why did the shark do that? Lou: Because it was a man eating shark.

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May 17, 2020May 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Me: My sister graduated from college. I wish you could have been there. She wore a cap and nightgown. Bob: A nightgown? Me: Yeah. She went to night school.

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May 22, 2020May 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

The patient demanded, "Doc, I just must have a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a cornea transplant, a lung transplant, and a heart transplant." "WHAT?" yelled the doctor. "Tell me, exactly why you think you need all these transplants?" ...

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The Butler enters the room and announces, " My Lady, there is a telephone call from the City pound regarding a stray dog chasing cars and causing a traffic hazard." The Lady of the house goes to window, looks out, shakes her head and says." Call my ...

Stalking: When two people enjoy long romantic walks together, but just one of them is aware of this fact.

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I went on a blind date one time. "So then, what do you do for a living?" she asked. "Guess," I said. "Are you a hypnotist?" she said. "No," I laughed. "Why would you say that?" "Because my friend told me you were good looking."

An idiot walks into a police department looking for a job. The captain says they can’t just turn her away, and orders a desk officer to ask her a few questions as if doing an interview. The officer says, Who killed Abraham Lincoln?” “I don’t ...

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