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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 12, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb
A 92 year old man is walking through a park and sees a talking frog. He picks up the frog and the frogs says, “If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess and be yours for a week.” The old man puts the frog in his pocket. The frog ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 12, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by MikeEC
An Englishman, Scotsman, and an Irishman are in a pub together and each orders a pint of ale. The Englishman notices a fly in his ale and exclaims "Bartender – there's a fly in my ale. I demand a fresh pint." The Scotsman also notices a fly in ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 14, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by MikeEC
A divorce hearing. Mickey Mouse is suing Minnie on the grounds of adultery. On cross-examination, Minnie's attorney says: "Mr. Mouse, you accused my client of adultery, yet on direct examination, you stated that she is crazy. Would you care to ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 17, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Keith_J
What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Herpes.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 29, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck
What's brown and sits on a piano bench? Beethoven's last movement. (For those you who need a little more potty humor.)
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 8, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by DunchBushe
Did you hear about the crosseyed circumcisor? He got the sack.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 22, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by chalupacabre
As some of you may have noticed from some of my other posts in here, I have a penchant for dad jokes. Got my son with this on a recent road trip: "Hay, Noah!" "What?" Points to semi hauling bales. "AAAARRRGGHHH!" Sometimes, I worry that he might ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 24, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by 16classic
Its bad enough my computer and phone are spying on me, now I discover my vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on me too!
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 25, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by matthew1954
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 11, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Lukian
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: Before you leave, I want you to hear ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 4, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. "This is the 21st century," she said. "We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad.". I can tell you this... That fly never knew what hit him!
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 10, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by onlyif
Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window? Because he wanted see time fly!
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 10, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Be honest, how many of you have done this? I'm guilty of it. The last time was yesterday on the way home from work.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 11, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by noworry28
Don't go shopping with the wife.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 16, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by RobH86
The first time I spent the night at my girlfriends family's house, I found out how strict and traditional her familywere. Her father wouldn't let us sleep together in the same room. This was a shame, because he was a very attractive man
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Mar 17, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by WishYouWereHere
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 17, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by Jesusluvsu
What did the blind and deaf crippled orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 21, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen
What did one tampon say to the other? Nog. They were both stuck up bitches.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 27, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MrLink
Q: Why did Noah's young son run away from home? A: He didn't like the way was being reared.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 1, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Here's a cheesy joke for you all. At this very moment while typing and reading on the agnostic site, I am listening to some Gregorian Chant music. Actually it's not a joke. I really am listening to it. :-p
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Cheesy Jokes
May 23, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
. Making a spectacle
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 1, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by MrLink
Knock knock
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 4, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Eirteacher
ONLY A FARM KID WOULD SEE IT THIS WAY: When you're from the farm, your perception is a little bit different. A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mom home?" said the ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 10, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
Two sperm were swimming and one says " Are we nearly at the ovaries yet?" "No not by a long way. We still havent got passed the tonsils"
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 13, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Kassandra
Q: what do you call a pile of kittens? A: a meowntin
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