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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 2, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

These cheesy jokes might have seemed like a Gouda idea at the time, but I don’t know if I Camembert it much longer.

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Two lions walking along the boardwalk and one says to the other " It`s a bit quiet for a holiday weekend isn't it? "

Religious Objects A teacher asks her students what religious objects they have in their homes. One boy answers, "We have a picture of a woman with a halo holding a baby and every day my mother kneels in front of it." The next little boy says, ...

Newspapers Are Old School I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad. The fly didn’t stand a chance.

At school, all the kids used to push me around and call me lazy. I loved that wheelchair

When I was a kid my my fairy mother asked me if I would like to have a long memory or a long penis. Unfortunately I forget my response

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 8, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by LadyAlyxandrea

Have you herd this one?

Share your "Roses are red" jokes..... My favourite one: Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I! :D

Two Thousand Offspring The teacher was describing the dolphin and its habits. "And, children, "she said impressively, "a single dolphin will have two thousand offspring." "Goodness!" gasped a little girl in the back row. "And how about married ones?"

Two new members of a hunting lodge meet the oldest member. One says to the old man, "We'd like to hear one of your old hunting stories." The old man thought about it and then said, "Well, back in 1946, me and my buddies went big game hunting in ...

Two twins in a nursing home are turning 100 years old. One is hard of hearing and the other one can hear just fine. A photographer for the local newspaper arrived and asked them to sit on the sofa. The first sister asked her sister, "What'd he say?" ...

If you're riding a train and the engineer has dementia, are you riding on the disorient express?

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Cheesy Jokes

Jun 30, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Scriberpunk

I met an Australian who really didn't understand evolution. He said he came from Darwin.

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, ...

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Cheesy Jokes

Jul 11, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by FlippantLlama

What did the snail say that got to ride on the turtle's back? Wheeeeeeeeeeee!

The brothel just put a sign on the front door that says go big or go home.

The rain in Spain falls mainly when granny has her pains.

With all the porn on the internet, I think I finally figured out what . Org really means.

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Cheesy Jokes

Jul 17, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? - 20 pounds. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? - 20 minutes.

What do you get when you mix asbestos with Viagra? Mesohonyosis!

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg? There are three viewpoints. The creationists say the chicken. The scientists say the egg, cause they know better. And the conspiracy theorists (UFOers) say the INCUBATOR!

If a Muslim kills an infidel they say he get 72 Virgins. Me, Id rather just have 3 sluts

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