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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 21, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Brbaldwin

Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans...

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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 21, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Brbaldwin

How to Start your Day with a Positive Outlook - 1. Open a new file in your PC. 2. Name it "Housework." 3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN. 4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN. 5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework...

WARNING: this joke rated R. So this redneck brings his daughter to a gynecologist. Doc: "What's the reason for your visit today?" Redneck: "I think my daughter needs birth control." Doc: "Is she sexually active?" Redneck: "No, she apparently ...

Split Second The old definition of a split second is the time between the light turning green and when the driver behind you honks their horn. The new definition of a split second is the time between when the commercial starts and your spouse ...

@insectra another light bulb screwing joke.

This one is kind of old, yo mamas so fat I saw her on the Richard Simmons show when she started jumping around she knocked my tv off the shelf.

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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 22, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Nottheonlyone

Light bulb jokes.... How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. Germans are very efficient and have no sense of humor.

This morning I went to a meeting of my premature ejaculators’ support group. But it turns out that it’s tomorrow.

Yo mamma so ugly the dog closes his eyes when he humps her leg

Prehistoric Producer What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? "Try Sara's Tops!"

Nuther lightbulb joke. Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Fish.

The worst place to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. Especially if the people you are playing with are really bad guessers.

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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 23, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by MrControversy

I'm going to tell a necrophilia joke. And if the audience is dead, screw them!

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Cheesy Jokes

Feb 23, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by MrControversy

What do you call a redneck that's a virgin? An only child.

I asked my grampa, "You call grandma so many affectionate names like honey, sweetie, or sugar pie. What's your secret to staying so affectionate?" My grandpa said, "Honestly, I forgot her name about 5 years ago, so I call her things she will answer...

A little boy came to his dad one day and asked, is it true that in Africa a man doesn't know his wife until after they're married? His dad said yes son it's like that in this country too.

A newlywed couple walk into a top hotel . The receptionist asks ' Do you have reservations ? ' The blushing bride replies ' Well I,m not so sure about anal'.

I took a pole recently and 100% of people were annoyed that their tent had fallen down

The teacher asked little Johnny where was Timbuktu, he replied where do you think it is? The teacher said I don't think, I know where it is. Johnny said I don't think I know where it is either.

Little Johnny's parents took him to the zoo and his dad went to get some popcorn, Johnny and his mom went by the elephant and Johnny said mommy what's that long thing hanging down from the elephant? She said oh that's. His trunk. No no further back ...

Inspirational thought for the day - Where there's a Will - there's a relative.

President's Day I was eating lunch on the 18th of February with my 10-year-old grandson and I asked him, "What day is tomorrow?" He said, "It's President's Day!" I asked, "What does President's Day mean?" I was waiting for something about ...

So why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat when they go in the water? Because, if they fell forward, they would still be in the boat. BLAHHH HAHAHAHA

Bet you didn't know when you met Mr Right his first name was gonna be always. I'm never wrong, there was this one time I thought I was wrong but I was mistaken. Lol. I'm sorry y'all I'm just rambling I need to sleep. .

Just a real event that gives an insight into Liverpool humor. This was an actual post in the Liverpool echo. " Emperors relative dies. Mr Osako Yammamoto second cousin to emperor Hirohito passed away on Thursday last. Mr Yammamoto came to Liverpool ...

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