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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Jan 16, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
The inventor of the "Knock Knock" joke won a prestigious prize... The "No Bell" prize!
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Jan 17, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My 5 year old: "Do trees poop?" Me: "Of course they do, that’s how we get 2 pencils."
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Jan 20, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by noworry28
Another groaner!😏🙄
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Jan 21, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
People are usually shocked when they find out I am not a good electrician.
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Jan 25, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Just because my wife and I didn't eat all of our pizza, the waitress became violent. She said, "Do you want a box?" I said, "Heavens no! I don't box, but I'll wrestle you!"
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Jan 30, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by noworry28
By the dozen.
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Jan 30, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Triphid
A bloke walks into the Pub with a huge frog on his shoulder and sits at the Bar. Quite curios, the Barmaid asks him what the frog is all about. The bloke looks at her and quietly says, " Lady, this frog is an expert at Cunnilingus, there IS none ...
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Jan 31, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Sue: My uncle is an umpire in a restaurant. Lou: In a restaurant? Sue: Yes. When someone orders pancakes, he yells, “Batter up!”
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Feb 1, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list... Now I can't read anything.
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Feb 12, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii... Or just a-low-ha?
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Feb 16, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Kynlei
I bought a box of animal crackers and it said, "Do not consume if seal is broken." So I open it up and sure enough....
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Feb 16, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use? Her/she.
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Feb 16, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Junior: Mother, I can’t find my baseball mitt. Mother: Did you look in the car? Junior: Where in the car? Mother: Try the glove compartment.
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Feb 18, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My wife asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl... I said I didn’t know he could! What's his average? ==================== Tom: Did you ever see a catfish? Joe: Sure! Tom: How did it hold the rod?
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Feb 19, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Good news, the Lego store has reopened... People are lined up for blocks!
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Feb 21, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Hired a handy man and gave him a list. When I got home, only items 1, 3, & 5 were done. Turns out, he only does odd jobs.
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Feb 23, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Behind-the-dog
True story: I was on a guided nature walk back in the late 80's when someone mentioned a story that had been in the news about (IIRC) cattle being shipped from the Soviet Union to the U.S. as some sort of scientific/agricultural exchange. To avoid ...
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Feb 27, 2021Feb 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why do bees stay in their beehives all through the winter? Swarm.
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Mar 2, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Everyone told Sam not to sing... But Samsung anyway.
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Mar 8, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Triphid
Q. What is the difference between the Government, The Taxation Department and a Prostitute? A. A Prostitute stops sucking when you've run out of money.....LOL.
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Mar 10, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn't include a driver... Can’t believe I’ve spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it!
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Mar 13, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by noworry28
No takers.
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Mar 13, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Q: If H2O is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what’s on the outside? A: K9P.
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Mar 20, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Prison is just one word to you... But for some people, it's a whole sentence.
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Mar 21, 2021Mar 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I hope Elon Musk never gets into a scandal... Elon-gate would be really drawn out.
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Posted by ZealandiaThe answer was flagged….

Posted by ZealandiaCan’t trust those aliens.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaGerman WIFI......

Posted by mzeeRule of Thumb

Posted by noworry28It's a crimson attack.

Posted by noworry28Clear vision.

Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

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Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
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