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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 4, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Triphid
Q. Why don't they have telephones in the jungles? A) Because elephants keep trying to make 'trunk' calls....LOL. Joke courtesy of my 6 year old nephew Henry.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 5, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by 273kelvin
An Irish guy gets a job on a construction site and the boss puts him on the wheelbarrow. After an hour he goes to the boss and complains that the barrow is faulty. "What's the matter with it?" asks the boss "It's squeaking all the time. All I can ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 7, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Triphid
Hahaha, been waiting 4 long years to post this one. Q. What is the MAIN difference between the Channel Tunnel and Melanoma tRumps vagina? A) Traffic runs BOTH ways in the Channel Tunnel.....LOL.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 14, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What's a robot's favorite snack? Computer chips!
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Shared from Silly, Random & Fun
Nov 22, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by 1BrentMichael
I promise!
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 22, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
I think the girl at the Airlines check-in just threatened me. She looked me dead in the eye and said, “Window or aisle?” I laughed in her face and replied, “Window or you’ll what?”
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 22, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Triphid
Sick joke I know but here goes anyway. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 24, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Triphid
A rather ditsy air-head woman gets a job at a local Dairy Farm. One the first morning she is instructed by the Farmer to milk ALL the cows. An hour passes, 2 hours then on the 3rd. hour she returns to the Farmer and say, "I think there's something ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 30, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by RobertNappi2
I didn't know.......
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 30, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by 273kelvin
Teacher; "Can anyone name the 3 kings that brought happiness and joy to the world?" Little Johnny - "Smo-king, drin-king and fuc-king"
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Dec 2, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What did the teen tell his doctor upon waking up in the hospital during a thunderstorm? He thought he was safe from the lightning because he was "grounded".
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 3, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by noworry28
Can't give it up.
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Dec 5, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
The hospital where I was a nurse added our photographs to the identification tags we wore. A consequence of this was that many of us had stopped introducing ourselves, assuming the ID tag did it for us. When I approached the receptionist in another...
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 6, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Triphid
Historical Fact. The Irish invented the first ever toilet seat, BUT it WAS a Scotsman who cut the hole in it.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 6, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Triphid
Ethel has just finished using Mildred's bathroom after doing copious amount of coffee. She tries to stand up when a sudden, tearing pain runs across her shoulders, she calls out to Mildred for help. Mildred comes running and asks what the problem ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 6, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Triphid
Did you know that when the group "The Seekers" released their song "I'll never find another You" suicide rates and incidents of Depressions amongst New Zealand Sheep Farmers reached an all time record high? It seems they mis-heard the word "You." ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 6, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by FrayedBear
Just shared:
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Dec 8, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by FrayedBear
Who knew this?
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 8, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by LenHazell53
Could you call this "A non Pan Frying Stick"?
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 14, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Oassword
Three Guys joke Three guys walk into a bar that is under construction. Only one guy walks out and regretfully the other two died. They got plastered.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 15, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A lumberjack once told me he's cut down 27,653 trees. “How do you know exactly how many?” I inquired. “Easy. I keep a log.”
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Dec 30, 2020Dec 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet... It made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean!
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 1, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Triphid
A large Bull Elephant is strolling through the forest when a monkey leaps out and says, " How would like the very best Sex you've EVER had, I'm the Casanova of this entire forest you know." The Elephant looks at the monkey, thinks and then says, " ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 5, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Driving to work, a gentleman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policemen stopped ...
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Jan 10, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My told me she saw a deer on the way to school. Me: “How do you know it was going to school?”
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