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Mar 19, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Zealandia

I wanted to be a Buddhist monk, but I never got the chants.

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Mar 19, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I have a new job, telling people about the benefits of dried grapes... I am raisin awareness!

Outstanding in its field.

My doctor said cialis-so I did.

New Zealand is one of the remotest countries in the world. In fact, on average, we have about three remotes per household.

My dogs are called Rolex and Breitling. They’re watchdogs.

My friend, a lawyer, stole my tuxedo after my wedding. I'm filing a lawsuit against him tomorrow morning.

I was never a fan of San Andreas. It’s not my fault.

I arrived early at the restaurant. The manager said do you mind waiting a bit? I said no. Good, he said. Take these drinks to table nine.

Peanut oil is made from peanuts. Olive oil is from olives.. I'm never buying any more baby oil.

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Mar 26, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

What do you hear when a Judge is learning to play the piano? The Scales of Justice.

NZ police pick up suspected accomplice after a ram raid at a shopping centre.

A truck carrying a load of toupees crashed on the highway. Police are combing the area.

Police are on the lookout for a shoplifting gang that systematically steals shirts according to size. They are currently at large.

Ask yourself if it’s wise to eat at Sam and Ella’s diner?

I hate how most funerals are at 9 a.m. I’m not really a mourning person.

There was a kidnapping at school yesterday. Don’t worry, though – he woke up!

What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it. Short.

Did you hear about to croupier that lost his arm and got a prosthetic replacement? He is finding it hard to deal with.

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Mar 31, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

What's the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer? One is disgusted by a rack of lamb and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

I was accused of using sodium hydroxide to get rid of a body. But it was all a lye.

I took part in the sun tanning Olympics: I just got Bronze.

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Apr 1, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Think the price of gas is expensive? Have you seen the price of chimneys? They are going through the roof!

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Apr 1, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Dyl1983

I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.

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Apr 1, 2022Apr 2022

Posted by Dyl1983

My scrotum was sent to a mental asylum. It was a total nutcase.

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