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Feb 26, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by Zealandia

A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it.

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Feb 27, 2022Feb 2022

Posted by handell

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I was getting close to retiring and offered my compost business to my son. He replied, “I refuse to work with compost! It’s so degrading!”

1. Blue plastic bucket for watering, car-washing, etc; 2. Red plastic bucket for mopping floors, cleanup from painting, plumbing disasters; 3. Green metal pail for compostable table scraps. ...and that's my Bucket List.

I’ve fallen out with my local farmer. I made plans with him but he baled. It was the final straw.

My friend bought a new electric car. And crashed it straight after leaving the show room. He turned over a new Leaf.

Police arrested two youths yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.

I couldn’t work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

Just found two lumps on my car battery. Got them tested, one came back positive. I hope it's not terminal.

So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world!

My students and I love creating new words by accident. Today's word is Twiggered When a memory is triggered in your brain and you twig onto why something is happening. Feel free to share and use.

For Valentine’s Day, I received a bunch of flowers with the heads cut off. I think I was being stalked.

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Mar 8, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I went back home last week and happened to see one of my old teachers, Mrs. Turtle. She was a bit odd, but tortoise well.

My partner told me I planted the wrong flowers. Oopsie daisy!

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I’m not sure what it stems from. Want to turn over a new leaf, bud don’t know how.

My relationship with my chauffeur just isn’t going anywhere. It feels like he’s always trying to drive me away.

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Mar 12, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I got angry with the mime that lived next door to me. To get even I played a blank CD over and over. That drove him crazy.

I admit that I drink brake fluid. But I can stop anytime.

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Mar 13, 2022Mar 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

I get bitterly angry every time my cell phone dies... My therapist suggested I need an outlet.

I phoned 999 and told the call handler that two men had just broken into my house and stolen my CDs. "Could you please give me a description of them?" the person asked. "Certainly," I replied. "They're round plastic discs on which music or other ...

I work at a shop that was burgled. An investigating officer asked me where I was between 5 and 6. He didn't seem pleased when I answered: "Kindergarten."

I’m so excited that my wife and I are finally visiting San Francisco to see the Golden Gate in person. She asked me, “What are you going to do when we see it?” Me: “We’ll cross that bridge when we get there.”

My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business went into liquidation after he started making smoothies.

This joke might be the last straw for some.

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