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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 23, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by Medicdad
What's the speed of sex? 68, because you have to turn around at 69.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 23, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by matthew1954
True story: Cerberus, the name of Hades' dog in Greek mythology, is derived from the Greek word "Kerber," meaning 'spotted.' The Greek god of Hell literally named his dog 'Spot.'
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by Ldox
What does women and spaghetti have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Excerpts from a dog's dIary. Day number 182, 185, 193... 8:00am - oh boy! Dog food! My favorIte! 9:30am - oh boy! A car rIde! My favorIte! 9:40am - oh boy! A walk! My favorIte! 10:30am - oh boy! A car rIde! My favorIte! 11:30am - oh boy! Dog food! My...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY. DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
I childproofed my house, but they still get in.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
At my age, "getting lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
It's my cat's world. I'm just here to open cans.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, and it's gone.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Every time I hear the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
I'm not 50. I'm $49.95 plus tax.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
I need somebody bad. Are you bad?
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
How to stop people from bugging you about getting married. Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
OFFICE ARITHMETIC: Smart boss + smart employee = profit. Smart boss + dumb employee = production. Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion. Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
SHOPPING MATH: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
MALE/FEMALE WORDS: THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female....Any part under a car's hood. Male.....The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
MALE/FEMALE WORDS: VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female....Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male....Playing football without a cup.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
MALE/FEMALE WORDS: COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female....The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male...Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
MALE/FEMALE WORDS: COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female....A desire to get married and raise a family. Male....Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
MALE/FEMALE WORDS: ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female....A good move, concert, play or book. Male....Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
MALE/FEMALE WORDS: FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female....An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male....A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
MALE/FEMALE WORDS: MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female....The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male....Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.
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