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Oldest Posts By Brbaldwin (43) (Page 15 / 141) Posts by anyone

Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

MALE/FEMALE WORDS: REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female....A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male....A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

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Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

REDNECK NATIVITY SCENE. In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. Three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up ...

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Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

THE TRUTH ABOUT BARNEY. 1) Start with the given: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR 2) Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway): CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR 3) Extract all Roman numerals: C V V L D I V 4) Convert into Arabic values: 100 5 5...

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Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16

THE THREE BULLS. Three bulls were grumbling about the expected arrival of a fourth one. The first bull raged that he had been on the farm for 20 years and had 20 cows and wasn't going to give up a single cow to the newcomer. The second bull, with ...

I was in a bar the other night and a salvation army woman came in selling the Warcry. So I asked her " Do you save wicked women? " " Yes we do " she replied. " Can you save one for me on Saturday please "

So easter is nearly upon us and here are a few easter jokes. JC is sitting around at the last supper and says " One of you is a snitch. You`re going to rat on me and sell me out..... Judas " Judas looks at JC in all innocence and replies " Why do ...

So easter is nearly upon us and here are a few easter jokes. Last supper and they`re running out of wine. JC says " Pass me that water over and I make some wine " Oh no " says Judas " You can buy a round like everyone else "

So easter is nearly upon us and here are a few easter jokes. JC on the cross " you can see our house from up here "

So easter is nearly upon us and here are a few easter jokes. JC on the cross " Don`t eat all the easter eggs. I`ll be back on Sunday "

So easter is nearly upon us and here are a few easter jokes. JC on the cross " Oye dad. You call this fckin nepotism? "

Medical experts are saying that smoking harms children. Fair enough, use an ashtray instead

Not really a joke, just silly

Larry Adler the great harmonica player who exiled himself to the the UK. (your loss our gain) Told this wonderful joke ; A guy goes to audition for an orchestra. He sees the orchestra manager but the manager says " We have no openings. " Undaunted he...

Would Jesus have accomplished everything he accomplished if he had been married? ...."how long you gonna be up there?"

Another orchestra joke; The conductor and composer Benjamin Britten was chastising a female cellist one day at rehearsals. " Madam you have a thing of infinite beauty between your legs and all you seem intent in doing is scratching it "

Islamic suicide bombers don't scare me, They will only get one go. But a Hindu suicide bomber, now that is a real threat

A recent poll has suggested that approximately 80% of women in their late teens are sexually active. I say thats bullshit. A lot of them just lie there

A bear is walking through the woods and finds a fly teasing a fish in a pond. The bear thinks "if the fly comes down 6 inches the fish will jump and I can catch the fish I will have my dinner". A hunter sees the bear watching the fish watching the ...

This joke works very well on people who are five, six or seven years old. Adam and Eve and Pinch Me Hard went down to the river. Adam and Eve fell into the river. Who was left? Assertive kids groan and reply "I'm not even going to go there.... I ...

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Mar 27, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

Two muffins are in the oven. One says, “Boy, it’s getting hot in here.” The other one says, “Holy shit! A talking muffin!”

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 27, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both start drinking, and the giraffe is really pounding them down, one right after another. Finally it is so drunk it falls on the floor in a stupor. The man gets up to leave and the bartender says, “Hey,...

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Cheesy Jokes

Mar 27, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by JerryPetersen

An American is flying home from Poland, and he is seated on the plane next to a Polish man going to America for the first time. He says to him, “Just to give you a heads up, Americans have this stupid g about telling stupid jokes about Polish ...

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Mar 27, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by girlwithsmiles

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Mar 27, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by girlwithsmiles

A duck walks into a bar and says, 'Have you got any bread?' The bar man says, 'no'. The duck asks again, the answer's still no. The duck starts asking repeatedly about bread, until the barman says, 'If you ask if we have bread one more time I'm going...

Having a bad day. I woke up bitchy this morning . And she likes to sleep in.

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